I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

I'd just think it'd be funny and REALLY FUNNY if they just went there😭😭😭😭

Oh god she's lost her emotional support bf everyone run

Link: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

Zelda: Now you understand.

Link: (narrows eyes) So do you.

First we had Find the Girlfriend (the game)

Now we have Find the Boyfriend (the game)

Why did they have to yeet us back to 2008 with the art style. Why did they make them mii shaped.

Link:*trapped into dark pool*

Zelda:Link!!!!!

Link:

This is gonna be what happens in canon or I SWEAR TO GOD

LISTEN. If it’s a mega church, it’s absolutely the religious one. That’s the fucking worst and I would kill him in his sleep. But just regular priest? Fine, I guess.

But any man tries to shove a camera into my face at all hours of the day? Boy I’d fuckin lose it. Just. Stop. I can’t with the over the top bs of YouTubers and TikTokers.

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A tweet on October 29, 2019 from @DebbiBMoon which says:

Time to remember the best voting advice I ever heard: voting isn’t marriage, it’s public transport.

You’re not waiting for “the one” who’s absolutely perfect: you’re getting the bus, and if there isn’t one to your destination, you don’t not travel- you take the one going closest.

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And in the meantime you at least try to get some seating and shelters at the bus stops to make things less shitty now instead of refusing to accept anything but bullet trains.

You fucking work for the slightly better, every minute. Not the perfect. The perfect is not just the enemy of the good; in this case, it murders it.

DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

I mean, technically it’s true

Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent

Everyone in Metropolis: 

This is my favorite series of posts on this hellsite

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

A deer in Sonsbeek park Arnhem, the Netherlands

I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.

Reblogging now but I'm also scheduling this to post again at the end of October, when folks may need a reminder that they may have right to time off work to vote.

Mississippi should be light gray, we don’t get Jack shit here

Two Billboards Outside Jackson Mississippi

I used to pass by these billboards frequently. Seeing this on Tumblr gave me an aneurysm. Anyway, I feel like the building doesn't get enough appreciation for how fucking ugly yet wonderful it looks.

Fucking Christ.

HEL-lo!

grocery store iceberg