Before you ask-

1. Yes I’m human.

2. Yes I have a corporeal form.

3. Yes I’ve gone outside before.

4. I currently have 10 parental figures. (I think)

5. I’m still collecting parental figures.

6. I deliver flowers sometimes, all bouquets have meaning, do not be surprised/do not met too much.

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necroticcoffee

Found important lore on tiktok of all places

woulddieforperrytheplatypus

OWCA really said "yo Heinz we're sending a platypus to kick your ass. his name is Perry xoxo"

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twilitprincess

parjums

runr unRU N RUN RUNRUNRUNRU

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cosmic-tuna

@bonsai-is-a-lie i am on my hands and knees begging you to watch zed

credit for the art in the 4th slide goes to @evenmoreevil

if anyone else wants 2 add on plz do

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linderosse

Wielders of Wisdom: Introductions Part 4

Phantom (Guardian) [ST]

Driven and determined; orderly; kind of a diva
Surprisingly strong after Malladus fortified her body for his own use
She started dating Spirit after he renounced his hero status to go back to being a humble train engineer. Orders him around all the time (they genuinely love each other).
Her singing voice is enchanting :)

Story: [Redacted until further notice]

Aurora (Dreamer) [AoL]

Depressed and tired
Barely holding it together for Dawn’s sake. She misses her home and family fiercely.
Very fond of Hyrule and Dawn. Kinda regrets kissing Hyrule now that she knows Dawn thinks he’s cute. A small part of her is bitterly jealous that Dawn gets to be summoned away into other eras, while Aurora seems to be trapped after the Great Decline— but she loves Dawn and would never begrudge her that opportunity.
Gets the least sleep out of all the Zeldas

Story: Since her awakening, Aurora has done her best to be the older sister Dawn never had. But the world is still devastated by the Great Decline, mistrust runs rampant, and it’s hard adapting to life centuries in the future. Dawn keeps telling her about the other Zeldas, but neither Dawn nor Aurora have been able to summon the others to their era, and Aurora hasn’t been able to leave. And none of that has stopped the court of Hyrule from taking sides, using the dual princesses as figureheads to push their own agendas. Aurora will do what it takes to support Dawn’s goal to unite their people— though who knows? She might be keeping secrets of her own…

< Part 3

Masterpost

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smiggles

Dinner time fellas

smiggles

That bitch didnt stand a chance

korixsonder

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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twilitprincess

ovegakart

i had a vision. this was all that was in it.

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luna-lovegreat

I love Legend sick fics because they all boil down to: "no amount of emotional stress will make him crack so let's give him a fever and see how that works"

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osierrasoulo

madsraa

I’ve been meaning to paint a gray, cloudy botw/totk piece for so long!

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oldwayout

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”