Hellooo!! I'm Evie!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
margindoodles2407
margindoodles2407

just having a thought about how makeup in the modern day is advertised as being able to cover up any imperfections but back in the day it was constantly stressed that makeup could not, in fact, do this, and the first step to looking beautiful was proper hygiene

like. not to over-romanticize the past but i mean. is it too much to ask to wash your face

Huh yeah also washing your face feels so good probably bc it IS good XD
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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

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@chai-cow-ski

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@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

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That's indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you're actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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Oh my gosh i love people we can be so dumb and that is wonderful
frownyalfred
frownyalfred

I’ve seen lots of “Batman is Bruce Wayne’s secret lover” and “Bruce Wayne is Batman’s benefactor” but consider the following unexplored potential relationships:

  • Batman is Thomas Wayne’s illegitimate child (and therefore Bruce’s half brother)
  • Bruce is Batman’s LinkedIn Mentor
  • Batman is Bruce’s dominatrix
  • They killed someone in a boating accident back in 1997 and are sworn to keep that secret together until they die
  • Batman is an evil Bruce clone created by Lex Luthor who went rogue
  • they don’t know each other but Batman keeps saving Bruce because he thinks he knows him from somewhere, maybe
  • Batman is trying to collect on a ransom for Bruce but you have to rescue him ten times on the punch card
  • Batman is Jim Gordon and he only rescues Bruce so he can yell at him for letting his ward sleep with his daughter
  • Batman is a hired actor Bruce employs for PTSD exposure therapy
  • Etc etc


All I’m saying is, the Gotham tabloids should be getting way more creative and outlandish with their theories. “Oh, they’re sleeping together!” is so lame. Readers need intrigue.

(the batkids write this list and submit it to the local tabloids with little success)

PTSD exposure therapy helppp
pollsgalore
Smart kid And nice kid