Too eepy wunk

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

From another article i read today 😭

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

if you can’t talk about sex w/o calling it “seggs” or “spicy time” i thimk maybw you should be quiet & keep it to your self .

cyberfrot

Two trucks having wrecks

two trucks having wrecks

(via @lagowings)

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.

This is the #2 trending post sitewide right now, just below an outline of the ways tumblr staff has historically targeted trans women. Keep it up.

REMINDER THAT THE OVERLORD TOOK A VACATION TO GET AWAY FROM THE CRITICISM AND IS DUE BACK THIS MONTH

reminder that mulletwig recently tweeted a nazi book at muskrat as a reccomendation

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

SPOOOOOKY TIME

Lolol

seen a person’s blog that had “porn bot” under the do not follow if criteria………king they can’t read💔

bot generated accounts after seeing your dni list

[ID: a sad ant with a bindle, presumably originally from an ad for pest control.]

posts where the ID makes the joke funnier

sad ant with a bindle monday, folks💔

it is once again, despite everything, sad ant with a bindle monday

ah, it seems sad ant with a bindle monday is upon us yet again💔

SAD ANT WITH A BINDLE MONDAY HAS BEEN TERMINATED. PACK IT UP BOYS

pack it up, you say?

what the fuck

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

might just fuck around and find out

Diversity win! This river has ADHD