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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
a comic i made is being sold on a shelf at my favorite cb store as of today and this post is still my biggest accomplishment of the day
This headcanon guide, if understood, would also reduce the Asks I get by about half.
ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
bless know your meme
It physically hurts me to block so many beautiful women but they are lying to me.
The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT
so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”
but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.
ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.
if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?
People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.
used your blog as my for you for a second, my bad, thank you kid izzet
Kid izzet sounds like the protagonist of a Ravnican cartoon that’s secretly League propaganda
I was compelled,,
When the whole gang shares 1 brain cell
Magpie Hivemind
Elsters in the elevator
world heritage post
You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games
hi everyone. i just finished mgs2 for the first time (bc of this post) and this isn’t even the 50th craziest thing to happen in that game. solid snake’s brother was the former president of the united states. the current president grabs raiden’s dick and tries to kill himself immediately afterwards. there’s a part of the game where a random video of a real life woman will replace your minimap. snake and otacon have a secret handshake and otacon tells snake he wouldn’t care if snake was gay
And its one of the best games ever made.
And it’s one of the best games ever made.
>at feminism conference
>first male speaker in event's 50 year history
>great and terrible honor
>nervous
>get on stage
>40,000 people staring at me in silence
>all girls
>nervous
>introduce myself
>silence
>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint
>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"
>silence
>could hear a pin drop
>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked
>deep breath
>next slide
>"Whip-Its"
>deafening silence
>oh god
>I'm done for
>it's so over
>suddenly
>a slow clap
>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps
>few dozen builds to hundreds
>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women
>"finally!" they say
>oh shit
>tenative confidence
>next slide
>"Video games"
>applause continues
>women are stomping their feet
>hooting
>hollering
>next slide
>"treats sometimes"
>cheering
>whistles
>crowd of women chanting
>next slide
>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"
>women applaud me off stage
>pass the upcoming presenter back stage
>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion
>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"
>oh fuck do women like magic tricks
>magician goes on stage
>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion
>every day I learn more about women
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
ok this is so stupid but i always turn to playing cookie clicker when things are going Rough 4 me. idkidk its just a silly little thing i can put my whole focus on and off of very easily. probs the single best way of grounding for me. thank u orteil ur game is singlehandedly better for me than any breathing exercise mwah mwah
i get messages like yours a lot and while i didn't intend for it i'm very glad my game gets to be useful to people that way!
also valid. go on please
is there tumblr drama? i would be invested in that.
like people arguing in text would be SO funny
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