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Orteil

@orteil42 / orteil42.tumblr.com

hey, i'm orteil! i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident
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oh? they edited your post to make it sound like you expressed some untowardly feelings about your favorite tastes? this website called me john fucking egbert

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it's so annoying whenever speculative fiction becomes present reality because damn that was some really nice fiction for a while there

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lady-feral

FUCKING PREACH

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mj-irl

It’s all about control, sexism, racism, it’s not about babies or lives or the Bible

Okay, but I've seen this argument thrown around for years, and I never believed it because it's been pushed into my brain since I was a child by my extremely Christian parents that abortion is fundamentally evil because it goes against the Bible. But I'm taking a 2nd Wave Feminism course and I finally found out that this is actually 100% true? Until the Reagan campaign and associated Republican politicians tried to find another social issue to sway Southerners, especially Southern women, in their favor, abortion was not a primary issue for churches. It was only when feminists started mobilizing and, as a result, many institutions such as the Catholic church tried to mobilize against them that churches started advocating against abortion. Abortion did not become an issue of morality for the right until the 70s. Before then, abortion was simply not discussed because most things relating to sex weren't publicly discussed. So no, according to popular belief, the argument that abortions are killing babies did not always exist, it was just an argument crafted when the Republican party needed another social group to oppress for political points

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axolotlife

Of course it was Reagan

Why’s it always Reagan?

there’s a very good you’re wrong about episode that covers the rise of the anti-choice movement

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Anonymous asked:

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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tv shows pre-2000s would have a gimmick they'd use in the climax of every episode. like if Breaking Bad aired in the 80s they'd be macgyvering their way out of every sticky situation using the power of chemistry like the car battery in the pilot or the bit with the fulminated mercury. it would've been educational

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Anonymous asked:

you need to make the next neopets

i need to make the next neopets

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hhhhhhhgghhh alright i'm working on a thing right now and i'd like to see it through until i've got at least a playable prototype but after that i'll see about dusting off the old nodejs pet site experiments yeah?

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Anonymous asked:

you need to make the next neopets

i need to make the next neopets

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a superhero is a type of WMD gijinka

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messing with modded bethesda games has me thinking… i hope to one day make a game so deeply flawed yet so fundamentally compelling that people keep trying to fix it

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Wes Anderson's body of work gives the impression of someone who would've wanted to be french so bad and is coping as best as he can

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i feel like sometimes the narratives around video games get spread around a little unevenly ie. people will make video essays about Cookie Clicker with titles like "A Biting Commentary On The Nature Of Capitalism" meanwhile Vampire Survivors gets thumbnails like "it's fun to play because you're a FUCKING MORON"

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Anonymous asked:

Just going to pop in that the update to the mobile app is so good! Terrifying but also good!

thank u i put a lot of time and heart into getting it just right so i'm so so glad it was worth it and people are enjoying it. i'll get the $5 ad-less version out soon we just gotta sort out some administrative stuff first!

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the term "real estate" was invented in the early 2000s to differentiate it from the rising market of land in virtual worlds ie. Second Life, etc

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as a kid my options for video games besides macintosh freeware were limited so i'd buy gaming magazines and read the walkthroughs and sit there in evocative wonder reading arcane phrases like "Search by the right of the cathedral to find 1 Echo Screen"

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Anonymous asked:

Thank you for Cookie Clicker. It's brought immeasurable joy to my existence. Are you emotionally available

i'm like if an abandoned theme park was a person

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Anonymous asked:

happy pride month. idk why but you give me queer vibes so youre invited to pride month. (this is a compliment)

how many more times do i have to come out as French

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