Welcome to The Random Inanity Universe! I am a 10+year tumblrite and 34-year-old Christian lady known online as River, and TheRIU is my home base for premium memes, wholesome content, and anything else hilarious, fascinating, or thought-provoking that suits my fancy. Expect a wide variety of fandom and original nonsense. (NOTE: This blog is strictly Safe For Work. If you see a reblog containing swears or explicit references I may have missed, please let me know!)
Using my prodigious powers of deep literary analysis and cultural correlation, I believe I can and have predicted the next scene for @buggachat ‘s Miraculous Ladybug Bakery Enemies AU. Please consider my carefully and exhaustively rendered hypothesis:
Thank you, the floor is now open for questions.
(I would like to reiterate, for my amusement as much as anyone else’s, that I have seen maybe a grand sum total of (1) episode of Miraculous Ladybug. Does this stop me from enjoying a thoroughly entertaining and well-written AU and making ridiculous posts that have me giggling way more than is probably warranted? Apparently it does not.)
I appreciate the point, but….Miraculous Ladybug is a Japanese cartoon. XD Also she’s more of a superhero than a magical girl (I know the line is thin, but still).
I’ve been corrected twice on this now which just goes to show, you should check your stats before being That Jerk Who Snarks At Random People (which is me at this point just so we’re clear XD;)
Btw I have seen maybe a collective total of one (1) episode of Miraculous Ladybug but I am DEEPLY INVESTED in this fantastic AU comic, and also thank you author for updating so fast because of course I found out about this just in time to binge-read my way into this CLIMACTIC SCENE
Some fandoms you see posts about and you’re like, “Hey cool! I should go watch/read that!”
And other fandoms you see posts about and you’re like, “Mmmmmmaybe I’ll wait till the series finale comes out so I can speedrun through all the trauma ya’ll are dealing with”
All of my HTGfMC posts, listed from oldest to newest! I’m pinning this post to the top of my dash for easier access. If you have a decently well-known cryptid, monster, or mythological creature you’re interested in seeing a guide for, feel free to send me an ask or idea!
Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.