My Top Posts
(Basically the few that got lots of notes for one reason or another!)
Winnie the Pooh Theory that Ended Up Being Canon 
Alpaca Nap (featuring my Pop) 
The Canned Bread Journey 
Cheating With Weapons (LoZ: Breath of the Wild)
How To Cure A Werewolf 
The Princess Bug (Miraculous Ladybug/Princess Bride)
Groundbreaking Revolutionary Unprecedented Observations (Encanto)
How To Confound A Centaur 

How To Guides for Mythical Creatures:

Listed oldest to newest, updated as more come out! If you have a mythical creature you’re interested in seeing a guide for, feel free to send me an ask.

How To Deal With Goblins
How To Work With Fairies
How To Defeat A Sphinx
How To Confound A Centaur
How To Console A Leprechaun
How To Pitch To Minotaurs
How To Vex A Vampire
How To Play With Dragons (And Comic!)
How To Charm A Gorgon
How To Thwart A Kelpie 
How To Reason With Perytons 
How To Handle A Harpy 
How To Cure A Werewolf 
How To Appreciate A Reaper 
How To Challenge A Kitsune 
How To Scare A Skeleton 
How To Spook A Selkie 
How To Head Off A Hydra 
How To Tag A Bigfoot 
How To Trick A Troll 
How To Match Your Yokai 
How To Befriend A Giant 
How To Bribe A Gryphon 
How To Annoy A Unicorn 
How To Discourse With Dwarves 
How To Sting A Siren 
How To Disgruntle A Pegasus 
How To Evict A Dryad 
How To Confuse A Chupacabra 
How To Desecrate A Mummy 
How To Ward Away Fae 
How To Disgust A Zombie
How To Track Invisible Men 
How To Discourage A Changeling
How To Pass A Cerberus 
How To Repay A Chimera 
How To Energize A Mothman 
How To Ride A Chollima
How To Nag A Naiad 
How To Glare At Gargoyles 
How To Extinguish A Pheonix

Outfit Concepts for M.E. (the Mythic Expert)

Aliens:
Less(?) Desirable Human Traits
(Mis)Understanding Humans (Idea by @sepulchritude) 
Human Isn’t A Language (Text by @galaxa-13) 
Stinky Planet Concept 
Jacuzzis (My bit’s at the bottom) 

Fantasy:
Clothing Fancification 
Theory About Baby Gorgons 
Unicorn Design-By-Committee 
Password Wizard 
Give The Non-Humanoids Fashion!
Sawed-Off Wizard Staff

Random Humor:
Reblog to Get a Meme 
How To Be A Narc 
How To End A Midwestern Phone Call 
Alpaca Nap (featuring my Pop) 
Ask Snow Snek 
PUMPKIN SKELETON 
Coat(?) Rack 
Service In Disguise 
Tumbler Vs Tumblr Vs Tumbler (Vs Tumbler) 
Death From A Dove 
Dog Owners Do This 
The Tumblr Conspiracy!!!
Eddie Murphy: The One Men
Lessons Learned From Murder Mysteries
Americans and Shiny Words 
Neon Moon 9000 
A Cool Rocks Post 
Mirror Dimension Vampires 
Beau and The Beast

River Writes:
My OCs - Mystery Ask Game
That Time I Got Published (”Standing With Centaurs”) 
How To Adult 
Dance of the Birdman 
My Cat is a Robot 
Disney Princess Rant
Gimli and Galadriel Thoughts
An Uplifting Reminder
Susan Isn’t Dead (Chronicles of Narnia)
Ambiance Cocktail: Small Midwestern Town Street Festival

VARIOUS FANDOMS!

Superheroes:
The Only Allowable Joker Resurrection 
Beleaguered BatDad AU 
Spidersona + Meet-Ups 
Wallbreak On A Foggy Night (Spidersona) 
“Death’s A Revolving Door” - A Frozen/Marvel Parody 
At Least I Have… What? - The Incredibles 2 
I RENOUNCE THEM!  Venom and Punisher

Pokemon:
Humans in Pokemon Are Elves 
Kabutops Crossbreeds 
Sableye = Gemlin 
Training Your Ghost Type Not To Kill You
Dark Naming Conventions 
My Idea for an Elite Four Opponent(s)

Legend of Zelda:
BotW First Impressions 
BotW First Impressions (Part 2!) 
BotW Play Tips 
Cheating On Your Weapon 
Initial Reaction to Age of Calamity 
The Ultimate Weapon Combo (TotK)

Dracula Daily:
Dracula x Leverage
Jonathan Muses 
Quincy’s Quote 
A Dawning Realization 
Keep Quincy Morris 
Cowboys VS Vampires Call To Action 
Now That It’s Over - Questions 

Lord of the Rings:
Shipping Oops

Star Trek:
What If We Switched The Second-In-Commands 

Star Wars:
Dark Side of the Moon Death Star 
Star Wars Fandom Positivity Challenge 
In This Essay I Will (Discuss How Anakin Actually Balanced the Force) 

Encanto:
Fish Lady Theory 
Groundbreaking Revolutionary Unprecedented Observations 
Mirabel’s Lack of a “Gift” 
The Miraculous Madrigals - Superhero AU

Atlantis: The Last Empire:
A Toast to a Random Sailor

Animal Crossing:
The Dark Side of Pocket Camp 
ToiletTrees

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
I Am Not An Alicorn! (My MLP ask blog) 
Danny Phantom Ponies 
Brawny Buck VS Firebrand 
Role Reversal (Featuring my OLD now-defunct ponysona design) 

Zootopia:
Shoe on the Other Foot 

Mystery Skulls:
Ranty Lewis 
Oddly Familiar 

Tin Man (The SciFi Channel Miniseries):
That Dream I Had About Neal McDonough
CainFace Appreciation Post
My Two Distracted Braincells

2012 TMNT:
The Turtles Meet The Penguins
Storytime With April
Rembrandt “Remie” Jones (My non-turtle fanchar)
So Now You’re A Mutant Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
Jamie Meets Splinter
Assorted Friend OC Doodles
Raph Be Crushin’ 
Remie’s A Dad I Guess (I did not draw/write this but it’s too good not to include a link for myself :D)

River Dreams:
Danny Phantom Dream
Trailer Planet Dream
Better Version of Handmaid’s Tale Dream
Moana Dream
Samurai Jack Dream