Welcome to The Random Inanity Universe! I am a 10+year tumblrite and 34-year-old Christian lady known online as River, and TheRIU is my home base for premium memes, wholesome content, and anything else hilarious, fascinating, or thought-provoking that suits my fancy. Expect a wide variety of fandom and original nonsense. (NOTE: This blog is strictly Safe For Work. If you see a reblog containing swears or explicit references I may have missed, please let me know!)