Harasser of Mythical Creatures — @not-mary-sue This is the best possible addition...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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theriu

I have a theory about the fish lady from Encanto.

She claims in “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” that “He told me my fish would die, and the next day, DEAD!”

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But Bruno’s been gone for at least ten years. And she still has a fish. That just keeled over dead (or pretended to idk).

So my headcanon is that I’m pretty sure this lady has just had a long, long history of being a terrible goldfish owner. Bruno probably didnt need much vision power to predict her fish was gonna die because ALL OF THEM DO

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Bruno: *trying to be nice* Sweetie, you need to change the water, that fish is going to die.

The town folk: *gasp* A prophecy!

Bruno: What...no

theriu

@not-mary-sue This is the best possible addition to my post thank you I keep going back to it again and laughing