two trucks having sex

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels

I found him!

Hey now he's as much just who he is as any of us. He's doing fine in my opinion

Shoutout to Griffin, that's fucking hilarious

Good for you, buddy. For real.

"Defult Mii" killed me, not gonna lie.

i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

people with cis mutuals rb this pleeeeaseee

dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

elder fujoshi: youve… written m/m before?

guy whose first anime is dungeon meshi: no, this is the first time

elder fujoshi: youve tagged every female character even though they just appear once in the background. who taught you that?

guy: it seemed the right way

elder fujoshi: (thinking) he shall know your ways as if born to them…

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

Sure sounds like SOMEONE never found an author and then binged their 30+ one shots of a favorite pairing at 3am hoping and praying this happens for them in the future 🙏🙏🙏🙏

My surgeon on the sixth of June, 2023

Shamelessly stolen off facebook

And transmasc version I made because it's scarily accurate

Holy fuck this is scarily accurate lmao

jesus in the hades art style

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

elaboration

if I may:

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

why is this about to make me sob

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet

media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this