this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

DID MODERN SIMPSONS JUST DROP A WELL PRESENTED TRUTH BOMB

YO WHAT THE FUCK THE SIMPSONS REALLY JUST LAYING IT ALL OUT THERE

I appreciate that they actually got Robert Reich to participate (although I imagine he was easy to persuade as his whole shtick is this kind of thing)

Jesus, the end.

“I get it, you’re saying I’ll have a tough time finding a job like my dad’s.”

“No, no, kid. I’m saying you’ll never find a job like your dad’s, and you’ll have a tough time finding something significantly worse.”

stopppppp you know im shy

Regarding the previous post

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

just found out i can design hawaiian shirts for my merch guess what im going to do

Guys I'm not designing a Jesus themed shirt I'm going to wear this to school

I found a meme format and thought of them

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This is sooooo funny because A. They’re.. in public? B. He puts on the goggles to start punching the air and C. She says “Don’t hurt him!” as if he’s.. real..

you can’t support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity

And fuck the jigsaw puzzle imagery advanced by the eugenicists at Autism Speaks. We’re not a “puzzle” to be “solved“

Half of all people killed by cops have a disability, because cops aren’t trained to recognize or deal with people with disabilities and very few places have people who are trained for those situations easily accessible during emergencies. So the cops come in and do what they’re paid to do - murder anyone who’s inconvenient to the state

Katara >///<

AHHHH OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

im like if roadkill was a girl

imagine if i get run over tomorrow and this was the last thing i posted

i'd offer to help complete the bit but i don't know how to drive

actually, on second thought that may work in our favor