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@blackholeofgoodideas

Please follow, I would appreciate the validation
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gideonthe9

dana akdjfjckfjfm

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nico-verde

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

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akiradachi

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I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

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ow-my-skin

MOMMY FORGOT MY CALMING BANANA

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grunt-j

He got fired for that tweet,,,,

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luke-jace

Especially about an autistic five year old if Twitter is right about how he shared that he works for a special needs kindergarten and specifically said he works with autistic kids.

Let this be a lesson btw to anyone that like. Posting identifying information on the Internet is a big no-no. If you wouldn't want someone to see it, like your boss, the person it's about, parents, etc etc, don't post it online. If it has a possibility of screwing over your life, don't post it. If someone online can see it and figure out stuff you wouldn't want online, DONT POST IT.

Dude could've just made a tweet explaining what was said, without posting the actual email and the literal words used. "Got punched by a student and my glasses got broke and his parent suggested we give him a calming banana. Nuts."

And then... Posting your literal firing email too is nuts. Just say "No I'm serious."

Yeah a calming banana sounds nuts, sure, but given that it's likely a five year old with special needs... It's not that nuts to be like "he's probably hungry after the bus ride therefore triggering him to act out. So we are packing a snack for him to have when he gets to school" that's not unreasonable and if the problem persists even with that issue, then that's when more measures are taken to deal with the issue, but if the kid starts chilling out after getting food, that's probably all it was.

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sayruq

In Yemen the death count stagnated at 15,000 until the war ended and the people were able to count their dead. Today, it's commonly accepted that over 300,000 Yemenis have been killed by war and famine. We will see a similar situation in Gaza after a ceasefire.

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sayruq

This is the important part

We're going to see A LOT of pro Israel propaganda in the media in late June. More than usual I mean.

We need to be prepared to combat it all especially with the current invasion of Rafah killing and displacing thousands

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memingursa

Youtube doing this while fully fucking enabling the alt right pipeline with dozens if not hundreds of racist/anti semitic grifters on their platform for well over a decade at this point is an insane double standard.

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irlwakko

Just a reminder for people who may not know, in light of protestors at UCLA being shot in the face with rubber bullets— rubber bullets are not bullets made of rubber. They are metal bullets encased in rubber.

Despite being called “non-lethal” or sometimes “less lethal”, they are well known to cause death and permanent disability.

Here’s a photo showing their size— these are actual rubber bullets used during the Black Lives Matter protests in 2020.

Do not let them downplay the severity of what they are subjecting this students to for standing against genocide. Stay safe and stay educated.

EDIT: Twitter banned @/nosferatusexgod, the student shot, whose tweet I linked to (as a primary source) at the top of the post. Screenshots of the tweet I originally linked to can be found here.

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whywoulditho

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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[image ID: a tweet from America The Ghetto 🇵🇸🇨🇺, @LizzMurr56, which reads: "You don't have to be nice or civil about ending a genocide. The idea that people who are actively funding a genocide have any moral authority to demand civility is ridiculous. Civil people don't create mass graves! Civil people don't give weapons to those creating mass graves!" end ID.]

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