Wait, now you're telling me there's a Gen Alpha? Where do these generations keep coming from? Who keeps making them?
They've done it. They've made Twink Dongs
Always be kind to dogs because they decide if you go to Heaven
Always be nice to cats because they decide your punishment in Hell
too-cool-for-facebook reblogged
happy pride month from the one and only hatsune miku
My bro just sent me this pic 😂
Why do we need wireless bras? I mean, who really needs a Bluetooth in their boobies?
me with a fever: "I have a HOT BOD!" *dabs*
*coughs*
Me: *looks at blank wrist* What time is it?
Step 1: Get brown kinetic sand
Step 2: Form it to look like a rock
Step 3: Be with a group of people while holding your “rock” and say, “Ugh! I’m just so mad I could-!” and smash the rock into your head
Step 4: Watch their reactions, especially to the now dented rock