Be Gay, Do Weed

I'm not sure what this is from or who this even is, but I love the potentiality of it being used as a reaction pic for things

It's just got such good energy

"Life's a bitch, and then you die"

Well could my bitch at least be sexy? Huh? Big-ass sexy bitch beating the hell outta me? 'Cuz she sure seems intent on doing that! That's right, Life! Step on me, Mommy!

Schroedinger's Cat tells us that the cat in the box is both both alive and dead at the same time until someone opens the box and observes its state

This opens the door to the notion that all corpses in their coffins are currently zombies

ok, this is too cute

[SCREEN ID:

user: Explain quantum physics to a baby.

ChatGPT:

Explaining quantum physics to a baby would require simplifying complex concepts into very basic terms. Here's an attempt:

"Okay little one, imagine you have some very tiny toys called particles. These particles are so small we can't even see them! Now, these particles can do some very strange things that big toys can't. Sometimes they act like they're in two places at once! Other times, they can disappear from one place and appear in another without us seeing how they moved. Isn't that funny?

Now, here's another cool thing. Imagine these particles are playing hide-and-seek with us. We can't know for sure where they are or how fast they're moving at the same time. It's like trying to guess where you're hiding while you're running around the room!

And guess what? These particles can also be best friends even when they're far, far away from each other. When something happens to one particle, its best friend instantly knows about it, no matter how far apart they are! It's like they have a secret way of talking to each other that we don't understand yet.

So, quantum physics is like a big, exciting game where we're trying to understand all these amazing things that tiny particles can do. Isn't it fascinating?"

Of course, this explanation oversimplifies the complexities of quantum physics, but it offers a playful and imaginative way to introduce some basic concepts to a baby.]

I'm the jackass that would have "The Game" carved on her tombstone, just so that people will lose for centuries

A thing that sounds like something you'd find at a Victorian bachelorette party:

@fanotastic Carbonate my bones, Bone Daddy!

- Grif, probably

They've done it. They've made Twink Dongs

Lord of the rings where everything is the same except frodo baggins is played by Wade Wilson