Lord of the rings where everything is the same except frodo baggins is played by Wade Wilson
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
“And for that matter, men slightly marginally outnnumber women, making women the ‘rarer’ breed, so shouldn’t women be more special and important than men?”
*gets clubbed repeatedly over the head by brownshirt guards*
* in a capt. america voice*: “I can do this all day…”
“And further more -” *doesn’t get a word out edgewise before Hitler stabs me with a letter opener*
*munching popcorn* “You know that apple strudel is just baklava…”
Hitler, on the floor, crying: “Please… PLEASE GO AWAY!”
“You do know that purebred dogs suffer all kinds of maladies and genetic defects. Mixed race babies are stronger and healthier”
Himmler: *beating his head on his desk*
“In comparison to the other Indo-European languages, the Germanic family is very pared down and simplified, almost pidginized. It’s because the proto Proto-Germanic was learned by adult foreigners who came from Semitic-speaking languages, like Phoenician and Arabic -
- and Hebrew”
Hitler: *making his way towards his balcony to jump...*
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i want this toy so he can fight dead pool
Don’t get cocky.
who would win
Zebra would obliterate him with Thunder Noise and Voice Missile. Or just eat Deadpool. Either way.
*Deadpool sitting in Zebra’s stomach, texting Hawkeye for help*
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Wade wilson exudes himbo energy
He exudes it to throw off his enemies from knowing how clever he truly is
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
“And for that matter, men slightly marginally outnnumber women, making women the ‘rarer’ breed, so shouldn’t women be more special and important than men?”
*gets clubbed repeatedly over the head by brownshirt guards*
* in a capt. america voice*: “I can do this all day…”
“And further more -” *doesn’t get a word out edgewise before Hitler stabs me with a letter opener*
*munching popcorn* “You know that apple strudel is just baklava…”
Hitler, on the floor, crying: “Please… PLEASE GO AWAY!”
"You do know that purebred dogs suffer all kinds of maladies and genetic defects. Mixed race babies are stronger and healthier"
Himmler: *beating his head on his desk*
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
“And for that matter, men slightly marginally outnnumber women, making women the ‘rarer’ breed, so shouldn’t women be more special and important than men?”
*gets clubbed repeatedly over the head by brownshirt guards*
* in a capt. america voice*: “I can do this all day…”
“And further more -” *doesn’t get a word out edgewise before Hitler stabs me with a letter opener*
*munching popcorn* "You know that apple strudel is just baklava..."
Hitler, on the floor, crying: "Please... PLEASE GO AWAY!"
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
“And for that matter, men slightly marginally outnnumber women, making women the ‘rarer’ breed, so shouldn’t women be more special and important than men?”
*gets clubbed repeatedly over the head by brownshirt guards*
* in a capt. america voice*: “I can do this all day…”
“And further more -” *doesn’t get a word out edgewise before Hitler stabs me with a letter opener*
*busts in door* “I’M HERE TO DRINK TEA AND KILL NAZIS! And I’m almost done with my tea, so give me a minute” ~slurp...
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
“And for that matter, men slightly marginally outnnumber women, making women the ‘rarer’ breed, so shouldn’t women be more special and important than men?”
*gets clubbed repeatedly over the head by brownshirt guards*
* in a capt. america voice*: “I can do this all day…”
"And further more -" *doesn't get a word out edgewise before Hitler stabs me with a letter opener*
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
“And for that matter, men slightly marginally outnnumber women, making women the ‘rarer’ breed, so shouldn’t women be more special and important than men?”
*gets clubbed repeatedly over the head by brownshirt guards*
* in a capt. america voice*: “I can do this all day...”
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*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
“Okay but like, if what you’re trying to do is be the most rarest special-est humans on the planet, you need to be idolizing red hair and green eyes since they’re the rarest phenotypes-”
*gets shot again*
“OW! FUCKER!”
*time travels with the express purpose of annoying the Nazi inner circle by poking holes in their logic*
“You realize the ‘Aryans’ are a complex group of Indic peoples, as in from India, as in not blond-haired and blue-eyed, right? And that like, ‘gypsies,’ as you call them, come from India, and are therefore these Aryans that you so highly look up to?”
*gets shot*
Luckily I am Deadpool and will regenerate in about a minute. I’m more worried about Cable showing up and beating my ass for stealing his time-travel gizmo
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What was with Deadpool on Hero Academia last night?
Apparently his name is Twice, and yeah, totally Deadpool - Voice of Reason and the Voice of Insanity.
Though all I can think is, "Dammit, Wade!"
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Hey, all respect to hufflepuffs, y’all are awesome and inspiring, but hufflepuffs who say “yeah, I’m a hufflepuff but I’m still super dark.. I’m a twisted kind of person” are the funniest thing
I don’t know about you, but
Deadpool is pretty twisted
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sortedtoslytherin
Hey, all respect to hufflepuffs, y’all are awesome and inspiring, but hufflepuffs who say “yeah, I’m a hufflepuff but I’m still super dark.. I’m a twisted kind of person” are the funniest thing