thickness-protection-program reblogged
when I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts
thickness-protection-program reblogged
Word on the street is one of you likes pits 😳
Anonymous asked:
just wanted to say that the non practicing whore part of your bio makes me laugh almost every time because I am also ace and that’s probably the best way to describe my sexuality
Me online
Vs me irl
Anonymous asked:
Is it still ok to ask you for sex related advice
I mean I'm not terribly qualified to give sex advice but I can try my best 😅
Anonymous asked:
Okay, so funny story, do you remember an ask way back when that asked what you thought about making you a fan club? And you know how the communities that people submitted just got approved recently? Well...what had happened was....
👁️👁️ what'd you do 👁️👁️
thickness-protection-program reblogged
new! my lower back is absolutely killing me
I must confess I still believe
Anonymous asked:
Why is the submit a post link fading out on your blog
Why are you looking at my blog anyway what're you in love with me or something 🙄
Have we thought about a purple or maybe blue stache, my lord?
If this ask gets 10k notes I'll dye just my mustache blue or purple
Being 27 is about getting a new bottle/bar of good smelling soap and being excited to wash yourself with it
Realizing I kinda hate working with the color yellow
thickness-protection-program reblogged
I miss him
“you have nice eyes” thanks your kids can have them too
Naruto characters passing around eyeballs like trading cards
A hoe never gets cold but a hoe does overheat stay safe out there you guys
I'm bored with my appearance again and wanna get another piercing but idk what it would be
thickness-protection-program reblogged
Woke remake of no country for old men called yass cunty for young women