This feels like a picnic.

I’m sick of brunch being the only widely accepted meal combination. Where are my lunner lovers. My dinch bitches?

All you late night/early morning eaters? “Oh I’d just call that a late dinner or early breakfast” girl you’re eating dinkfast

Tilda Swinton eyeing a chihuahua for it's nutritional value

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

Awesome

Now we, too, can be Meechee

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

this is me btw if you even care. please share your icecreams with me

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

I’m sick of brunch being the only widely accepted meal combination. Where are my lunner lovers. My dinch bitches?

All you late night/early morning eaters? “Oh I’d just call that a late dinner or early breakfast” girl you’re eating dinkfast