Musings of a Supercilious Curmudgeon

Why can’t more people be like this?? #bekind

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CHRIS TUCKER as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson

Something the IDF is well known to do

Unknown (?), Inuit Artist, Sea Monsters Devouring a Whale, 1961, Cape Dorset

Kiakshuk (Inuit, 1886-1966), Sea monsters devouring whale, 1961. Stonecut, 29.8 x 36.2 cm.

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

he got what he wanted

Also

every time a new orville peck photo shoot hits the internet i'm internally like "don't say whoreville peck, don't say whoreville peck" and every time he makes it more and more difficult to not say whoreville peck

I can’t wait to be able to outpace this thing in my fuckin piece of shit $300 truck that’s old enough to drink

Can’t wait for the headline “Cop truck has error updating, locks cop in car and drives into the nearest lake”

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT🤏

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

After much introspection and soul searching I've turned over a new leaf and have decided to continue making poison swamps 😌

BIG SILLY?

this is actually the coolest thing i've heard in a minute. there's something really reassuring about it, honestly. that there's a place in nature, carved out by these creatures, and that even with hundreds of years of separation, they slot back into these spots where they're meant to be

BISON WALLOWING!!

It creates a whole other type of habitat within the habitat!!!

Lots of plants need bison to wallow in order to create a place where they can grow and prosper!

Bison are a keystone species, they build and engineer the ecosystem, maintain it and give it life!

Bring back the bison!

Love a hotel room