loverboy

when ballpoints get too into the high flow rate of writing and you pull them off and they're still leaking a bit

maybe freud was right about certain things

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Nokia, 1997

Ten years after this ad, the iPhone was released.

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crt diagrams

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their polyamorous swag

ah fuck im imagining it

sorry

i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability

i WAS in my room

Rate my new setup

Ohio ON

Scientific OFF

Samsung Mymy MY-A245R (1996)

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finally s0meone understands

completely normal lockpickinglawyer video

[Image description: A screencap of the Biggus Dickus scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian. A Roman soldier is trying to hold in his laughter whilst Pontious Pilate stares at him sternly. /End description.]

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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]