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you're saying this radio gave you head?

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posts that are funnier when you're objectum! you can submit posts by tagging this blog in reblogs/replies or through dms
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hi! if you're new here, welcome to funnier-when-objectum, a blog for posts that are funnier when you're objectum! but i'm sure you could figure that out from the url and blog description lol.

if you're not familiar, being objectum means being attracted to inanimate objects. it can be romantic, sexual, or any other type of attraction. it does not inherently mean that we believe objects to be sentient, though some of us do, and it also does not inherently mean that we aren't attracted to people, though not all of us are.

i'm currently the sole mod of this blog! vinny, the previous mod, left in june of 2023 and i have taken it over in his place. i use they/them pronouns. anything tagged with mod brick was posted by me, and anything not tagged with that was posted by vinny in the past. i'm called mod brick because of an in-joke this blog has developed

if you don't want to see asks or other posts unrelated to the theme of this blog, you can block the tag #not funnier

any hate sent to this blog will just be deleted, so don't waste your time. if you have any questions, i'll do my best to answer them!

#not funnier#mod brick#objectum#os/or#objectophilia#posic#posic+
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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

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safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

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and look at those beauties!! (from Poland <3)

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alchemist-jijo

as an american i was very confused by this post until i got to the images because our water towers look like this, which, as you can imagine, is a completey unsexy place to live

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#queue#submitted#mod brick
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socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

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#queue#submitted#mod brick
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ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

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Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.

ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.

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ok honestly fuck you for real

ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

#queue#submitted#<- in dms#mod brick
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