Harasser of Mythical Creatures (Posts tagged nasa)

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Do you like the color of the Sun?

The color order of the Sun: At the top of the image and going all the way down, we see the colors, yellow gold, rustic gold, orange, a fiery red orange, magenta, purple, dark blue, light blue, green, yellow, and gray. There are coronal loops, sunspots, and solar flares depicted on the surface of the Sun. Credit: NASAALT

Get ready to be dazzled by the true spectrum of solar beauty. From fiery reds to cool blues, explore the vibrant hues of the Sun in a mesmerizing color order. These images were taken in a wavelength of extreme ultraviolet light to clearly see any activity on the surface of the Sun — giving scientists a wealth of data for solar studies.

oh thats cool great rif on the color of the sky meme too! nasa the sun
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“ Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
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When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor,...
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Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

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When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
“No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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Reblogged for that story

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Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.

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For which he was the first engineer to be called a “steely-eyed missile man”.
The full story is amazing.
So Apollo 12 was struck by lightning 36 seconds after liftoff, which caused a power surge for obvious...
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For which he was the first engineer to be called a “steely-eyed missile man”.

The full story is amazing.

So Apollo 12 was struck by lightning 36 seconds after liftoff, which caused a power surge for obvious reasons. Instruments began to malfunction, telemetry was garbled, and the Flight Director was about to order the mission aborted.

However, a year before, Aaron had been observing a test at Kennedy Space Center and noticed some unusual readings during the test. On his own, he dug into the data and equipment, and found that the weird readings came from the little known Signal Conditioning Equipment (SCE) system, and that it could be set to Auxiliary, allowing it to operate in low-power settings.

So he’d seen the readings of Apollo 12 before… and knew what to do. And gave the recommendation, “set SCE to Aux”, which was passed up by the Flight Director and CAPCOM to Apollo 12. They obeyed the order, and what looked like a disaster in the making–the freaking spaceship was HIT BY LIGHTNING!–was averted, as telemetry was restored, and Apollo 12 went to the Moon without incident.

Let me just repeat that:

The spaceship was hit by lightning, and this guy knew exactly which switch to flip to fix it.

WAY TO GO MAN guy deserves credit he did a lot of work to be prepared for such an impossibly rare event! well done history nasa cool apollo 12

“Why is space so big and everything so far away” but consider how if the galaxy weren’t so big, we’d probably be too close to a lot of amazing space phenomena to really appreciate how majestic it is. Like yes, nebulas are gorgeous, but if we were right next to one it’d be like. A huge pink wall on that side of the sky. Yes, it’s still pretty, but we’re never gonna be able to zoom out enough to see that the whole ginormous nebula looks like a hand or a flawless spiral. We might not even notice we were in a nebula because the gases would be spread out over millions of lightyears (and also it might suffocate the planet or something, unsure how that part works).

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“Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew
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My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the...
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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the crew arrived at the empty station, only to find several people already inside, to their great alarm. Upon investigating, they realized the intruders were wearing the Skylab 3 mission patches… and were also just dummies the Skylab 3 crew had made and left there without telling anyone, specifically to [mess] with the next team.

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Can you imagine entering a supposedly empty space station and seeing this? [Freaking] terrifying. I love it.

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I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull [bullcrap] like this.

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Anonymous asked:

why is there star

nasa-official answered:

gas cloud get squished (gravitational collapse) then sometimes smaller elements can squish together to make bigger elements (nuclear fusion) and this continues as long as the smolest elements (hydrogen and helium) are in the core

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NASA had learned the true language of the science side of Tumblr

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call out post to Nasa

rnashallah

why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right underneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared

stephendann

NASA knows.  NASA has seen the dark beneath. NASA’s urgency to leave the planet grows ever stronger

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This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

  1. His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
  2. I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”


 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of nerds

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It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

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I have just become an official fan of NASA because they are FULL OF MY PEOPLE

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call out post to Nasa

rnashallah

why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right underneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared

stephendann

NASA knows.  NASA has seen the dark beneath. NASA’s urgency to leave the planet grows ever stronger

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Actually, NASA doesn’t do that because it’s NOAA’s job. NOAA is basically ocean NASA.

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NOAA has seen the darkness and will go deeper

take NOAA’s hand

they have such wonders to show you

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UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA!~
UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA!~
DARLING, IT’S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT’S DARK AND UNKNOWABLE

LISTEN TO MEEE~

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