there is water at the bottom of the ocean

“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension

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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

Maybe it’s just because I have Moby Dick brainworms (brain whales?) but it bothers me when people see some weird footage of a big ocean creature and are like “NOO THAT CANT BE JUST A WHALE TJATS SOME KIND OF SEA MONSTER” because in what world is a whale not a sea monster??? It’s a hundred foot long insanely powerful beast of the ocean with the intelligence of a human that can destroy ships and swallow people whole and battle sharks and giant squids for fun. Just because they’re a well-known animal doesn’t mean they can’t also be a sea monster.

pirate captain that's always asking his crew whether they hate him or not

i just woke up after 3 hours of sleep & as i was slowly waking up, someone in my dream called me a "sleep tourist". and like. how do i even refute that. i literally got called a fake fan of sleep.

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory

if i keep sprinkling words like "normalstyle" in my speech people won't notice i'm 34. i'm still youthcore i'm still relevantpilled

sorry it has led to WHAT

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

IM BAD AT VIDEO GAMES 👍

Thanks to Wyll, I now know that Gale canonically cooks dinner for the camp every night. Now all I can do is picture the poor man having a mental breakdown as he tries to work with whatever scraps I throw him.