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I Like Yellow Now

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teaboot

Okay but before pants were invented how did early humans deal with thigh chafing. Did we just suffer

And what about titty chafe. Did we just develop chiton

New human evolution theory, we invented textiles and tools specifically to protect ourselves from our own stupid naked bodies and the endless torrent of hair coming out of our heads and faces

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teaboot

Okay but before pants were invented how did early humans deal with thigh chafing. Did we just suffer

And what about titty chafe. Did we just develop chiton

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Okay but before pants were invented how did early humans deal with thigh chafing. Did we just suffer

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Anonymous asked:

One of my little cousins is convinced my dad is a werewolf because he has hair everywhere except his head.

A picture of a werewolf crudely edited to have a round, shiny bald head
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Imagining your dad

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burnazog

i find it very funny that we see all them roses and sparkles and mannerisms meanwhile from senshi's pov he's not doing anything new he's always been like that

Senshi: i sat my white ass down and listened

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roach-works

also senshi: this change of pace has taught me so much about who we all really are, for example, our tiny orphan boy looks like absolute hell on the inside

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Anonymous asked:

In the post about telling your kids you’re a werewolf you talked about what 2 of your moms did about their period but what about your 3rd mom?

haven't known her that long but she seems squeamish idk

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Anonymous asked:

Give Ollie a water bath occasionally, just for him. Every few months or so. It won't help him be clean in general, he does that fine on his own, but when a cat gets into something they shouldn't clean off themselves (ex. paint, molasses, mud, oil) then he'll have the experience of safe water bath so he won't be terrified when you help him.

he already loves playing with bath water enough that he falls in by accident multiple times per bath so I imagine on-purpose bathing shouldn't be too much of a reach

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regexkind

I could strip the flesh from a cow in 30 seconds too just give me some 30% peroxide and some sulfuric acid. Piranhas are not special

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kwarrtz

> tries to one up piranhas

> uses piranha solution

curious

screaming and crying and throwing up because I just wanted to be a hater and I can't even do that right

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teaboot

Okay this is extremely funny

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