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Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!
“yeah so I’d say I made supernatural thinking of it as star wars in truck stop america”
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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these tags are so incredible
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A screenshot of a post from the vexillologycirclejerk subreddit. OP is boltzmannman.
The title is "trans flag but gender is fluid and the fluid density is determined by color saturation an the mixture had been left to sit for a few hours".
The body is a picture of the trans flag, arranged by colour saturation - a single white stripe at the top, a double width pink stripe and a double width blue stripe at the bottom .
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Tumblr tags reading "they emulsified my fucking gender fluid (sad face)" and "the gender fluid has fallen out of gender suspension / get the gender blender"
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So uh, you know those people who insist Russian psy-ops never happened?
Me three years ago being Cassandra as usual
antis when a post is about them: there's no way this post is about me right
the dubious philosophy of salmon
the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number
This will never stop being unspeakably beautiful or moving me to tears.
Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions
Me crocheting: I made a duck ! ^_^
Me writing: pacing around talking to myself compelled by forces beyond my comprehension
I really don't understand the logic behind kellogg's cornflakes as a method of anti-masturbation like if i was forced to eat bland boring corn flakes I'd be itching to jerk off like I'd be wanking it the moment they let me go
If they like pumped it full of LSD and meth or maybe opium then maybe I'd understand the logic more
People jerk off because something in their lives has excited their passions. You're only itching to wank because you keep eating exciting things. If you eat bland stuff you'll calm down and stop being so desperate to jerk it. Then you can focus on more important things like praying to Jesus and making money and such
Hmm gonna try this tonight
Nooooo don't hahaha I was joking please don't become Christian you need to keep gooning. For women
its tonight! time to try it!
I got these little cups of cornflakes from the store ($0, 100% coupon (shoplifting)) but i know tony the tiger is a dirty revisionist so to preserve kellogg's dream, i washed all the cornflakes in the sink first
Wow this sucks
jacked off instead 👍
"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?
"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?
"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?
"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?
"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?
"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?
Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!
Having someone who knows you on such a deep level that they see past your mask, or sense you need a check in is such a deep satisfying fantasy. It's up there with living in a cottagecore farm, or buying all your friends houses when you win the lottery. But you have to make peace with the fact that this is also a fantasy. It is unfair to expect people to "just know" when to respect your boundaries or to push them.
Being cared for is not a fantasy. But you have to let people know you need it. And you have to understand that sometimes they will let you down. Just like you totally could live in a cute farm, but you still have to shovel shit, and the crops sometimes die anyway. Or maybe you win the lottery, but you still have to manage your money and learn real estate law.
The fantasy isn't the caring, the fantasy is not having to do the work. And it sucks. It's embarrassing. But like the meme says, it's not rotten if it's YOU. So do it for yourself.
"The fantasy isn't the caring, the fantasy is not having to do the work"! Thank you for that addition. Because it's not a naive expectation to want someone to care to treat you right. But it requires communication and mutual effort to actually get there
'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.
reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?
This went from 300 -> 700 notes in the past 2 hours wtf guys who SPREAD THE FUCKING MINT
I hate mint, someone else take it
"Oh god, don't plant that in the ground!"
