tumblr heritage post productions presents: Inside Goncharov

We are humbled to kindly share an intimate look at the making of one of the most iconic films never made.

Join thespians Max Jenkins (Goncharov) and Caitlin Reilly (Andrey) as they clock in for a scene scripted by the legendary @canadian-finch.

This archival footage came to light during @netflix's Dead Boy Detectives interview/seance. @overchers was also there.

And context is here.

Dashboard Detectives: Goncharov

Caitlin Reilly and Max Jenkins put their classic film knowledge to the test, and the rest is history. Featuring posts from zootycoon and @haveyouseenthismovie-poll.

so you made the made-up gays from the made-up gay movie from the made-up gays website straight? to market to the gays who made up the made-up gays on the made-up gays website?

So not only did Tumblr have Netflix actors do Goncharov line readings as promo, they also straightwashed it?? I’m not even mad, just amused at how on-brand this is for Tumblr PR.

LMAOOOO tumblr tryna be cool and hip with the kids by making a video of a script reading of Goncharov??

My loves the people who asked for this are as non existent as this movie lmao

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

So, in light of the Goncharov thing, I guess ill post the whole script document i had going on. It’s not great, but definitely better than what tumblr randomly took. (No they did not ask me abt using it)

What is even going on

Is Tumblr yassifying our gay Russian-Italian mob film into a het romantic comedy now??

alright so I’m not even gonna reblog or screenshot it because it does not need the oxygen but that “tumblr heritage post productions presents: inside goncharov” thing is just godawful. the guy they got to read the gonch’s lines makes me feel the emotions some of y’all have about chris pratt.

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For me the funniest thing to come out of the goncharov meme was not any of the fake scenes or the nyt articles about it or whatever but the fact that due to the fact that he'd found it funny when I told him about it I got my dad several books by ivan goncharov for christmas that year as a joke fully expecting him to not even touch them BUT to everyone's surprise he read every single one cover to cover and liked them so much that he read dostoevsky and then read tolstoy and then pushkin and then gogol and now barely reads anything that isn't nineteenth century russian literature and also has started watching academic talks about crime and punishment and will randomly bring up shit like the politics present in bulgakov's writing in at LEAST half of our conversations. all because of goncharov

i’m gonna be so real with you guys. before i looked through the tag i thought that hbomberguy was some sort of Goncharov D.B. Cooper. i’ve never heard of hbomberguy in my LIFE before today i genuinely thought this was tumblr’s new made up meme of the week.