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Stale Cheezits Nation

@canadian-finch

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Would people care if i posted poetry here? It seems like most of the tag is people sharing lines or stanzas from existing stuff. Not totally sure what the format would be for posting original work

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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the house is 1/4" bigger on the inside

my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God

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pukicho

I just talked to my gf about waterfall heights until she fell asleep I fucking rule

No, you’re just so boring of a person that she escaped to her dreams.

You've clearly never felt the joy of whisking your loved one to sleep with the power of your own voice. and I hope to kill you with stones

P sure the video is “Flying by the tallest waterfall in Hawaii” I think, and it also only has 200 views.

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btw for those of you who love laios for his autism rep you should watch scavengers reign. there's another character in there that most autistic people instantly clock as autistic and i love him. also the show is going to get canceled if more people don't watch it so PLEASE

for those of you that like dungeon meshi for the fictional biology and stunning world building, you will LOVE scavengers reign

also theres butch x robot yuri. throwing that out there

pleaseeee go watch it on netflix I need that season 2 🙏

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Still don’t really know what to do about the Goncharov thing. My actual job is as a freelance actor, so i don’t really wanna create bad blood between Netflix and I, but it does admittedly burn a little bit that my script was just taken like that. Doubly so since i really don’t feel it reflects my usual quality / style of writing, even the year and change ago i posted it. Makes me a little nervous to post my stuff here, especially if somehow they’re actually in their rights to use it in an ad like that without my permission. I dunno, i don’t wanna blow this to some crazy proportion, i guess i just wanna get my thoughts out there.

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ursaspecter

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wtf i'm literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu

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Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein's bastard child?

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they had wooden stakes on there too i'm actually fearing for my and my partner's lives right now

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Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn't even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn't worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They're probably just silver plated.

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Can confirm- Temu silver isn't real and can't hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can't afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.

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Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???

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well for me it's a sex thing.

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Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???

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Uh... I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?

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YOU WHAT

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Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn't mean it works miracles!!!

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Wait how would you know that?

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@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.

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oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now

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The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.

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i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw

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Can't you see we're having a conversation here?

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IT'S MY POST???

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Not anymore it's not

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