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It's about belonging to something. | I am also a we.

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Jack | 30 | Queer | He/Him | original writing & art @calicohyde || OFMD | Ted Lasso | IT | Watcher | Star Trek || PFP by @vacantgodling
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I'm Jack! I'm 30-ish and I use he/him pronouns. This is my personal and fandom blog. I also have a writing and art sideblog @calicohyde. I'm also attempting a kink meme @izzyrarepairkinkmeme.

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my drink cost more than my merch at the event. which should be illegal and punishable by stoning.

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fic where Izzy is low key free use for everyone but it's understood this is only because Ed and Stede allow it. anyway one time when the ship is docked, Ed and Stede head out to town for the day, leaving Izzy under strict orders not to cum, and the rest of the crew with the memo that if Izzy does cum they won't be held responsible for it. and that if he does happen to cum, and perhaps it happens more than once, they should keep a running tally on ye olde flipboard. so Ed and Stede know how much punishment he's earned when they come back

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it is extremely important to me that cas wonder out loud if he's attractive one day, and dean blinks and goes um. dude. that's not something you ask your bros. go ask a lady. and sam is like what no i'll tell you. yeah cas you are very attractive. i think you look great. don't listen to dean, he has issues. you're very good-looking. and dean is immediately like i don't have issues. i'm fine. i can tell cas he's pretty. it's no big deal. and cas is like *head tilt* pretty? is that the word you would use? so now dean is blushing and he's like whatever. handsome. gorgeous. sexy. whatever. sam snorts so obnoxiously dean gets annoyed and he's like what. you wanted me to say it so i did. cas, you're smoking. don't ever worry about that. and then he storms off and doesn't come out of his room for three days.

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Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

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