Relationship of all time

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

drew it

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

psychiatrist trying to diagnose me with psychopathy: And are you polite and professional at work?

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

What is a man?  A miserable little pile of comorbid mental illnesses.

Brief sneak previews of my upcoming novel Dracula 2

I’d read it

Andromache of Scythia

I don’t know what kind of fucking genius suggested to Charlize Theron that she become more and more of an action star as she ages, or if she just reached a fuck it point of having enough star juice to realize her dreams in Hollywood, but whatever reason there is that I keep seeing her looking buff as shit and jaded as hell in monochrome tank tops is enough to give me hope that we are not in The Darkest Timeline. The Old Guard, Atomic blonde, Mad Max, this woman is 45 years old, wearing leather and doing her own stunts. Please give me another decade+ of her slowly getting more jacked until she, Lucy Lawless, Gina Carrera, and Linda Hamilton can give us some kind of super wild John Wick type of franchise that is 90% middle aged women doing hand to hand combat and 10% queer Romance.

charlize theron pledging to keep up playing kick ass and queer characters :’) her power

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i wanna

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zag *WILHELM SCREAM*

YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME I LOVE YOU????!

This is a top tier post.

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

I wonder how my life might have been different if someone had told me this 10, 20, or 30 years ago

yeah that's why I'm telling it to everyone now! so that they don't have to wait another 10,20, 30, or even 2 more years before they figure it out

Not now kitten. Daddy is watching two old white guys in the throes of rigor mortis battle for the fate of our land

(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

I also drew it

Essentials YOU Need for Your Home or Office:

• Oblisk

• Orb

I know she knows its a pot but I NEED to see her put it on her head like it’s a helmet like she’s mimicking Senshi

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

I know it's scary. That's part of it.

I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun