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"that guy with the muppet post"

@heymrverdant

"Without hope, without witness, without reward". he/they. Part-time comedian, former donut maker and notorious Superman enthusiast
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I'm in a bit of a bind right now.

We just finished a move across the U.S. so that my wife could work at her dream job, but we got kinda screwed over while trying to buy a used car. Our finances are almost entirely wiped out as a result, and as insult to injury, the car can no longer drive.

I've never been good at asking for help; it's a terrible habit of mine that I've been stuck with since I was a child, and it's been hard for me to learn to overcome it. At this point, we need help -- our problem's not as flashy or crucial as a lot of other folk in need, but if we can't stay here then my wife's not going to get to keep the first job she's had in a long time that genuinely makes her happy. Heck, if we can get this car running it'll be a lot easier for us to stay here -- she makes decent money, and once we have transport I'll have an easier time finding work (preferably somewhere that won't aggravate my EDS, since that's gotten worse as mandated by Murphy's Law, but at this point I can't really afford to be choosy).

I'm currently researching some other options for raising money online -- I'm probably going to reactivate my Fiverr and Redbubble so I can get back to doing graphic design and writing commissions, and I'll post that when I've got it working. In the meantime, I made a crowdfunding campaign as a last-ditch effort to keep us afloat; it's written a bit more cheerfully than this post, but I've found in the past that humor's been the best way for me to keep wanting to go forward.

Don't worry if you can't donate; there's a lot of problems in the world, and in the grand scheme of things we're pretty minor, but if you're willing to share the link that'd be appreciated too. I'll get back to my usual schedule of niche jokes later. Thank you.

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i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets

Yeah, yeah. It’s all fun and games until Miss Piggy tries to fight you in the studio parking lot for “stealing her man.”

The most important addition to Muppets lore :D

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Former Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO), Executive Director of Protect Democracy Ian Bassin, and NYU History professor Ruth Ben-Ghiat join Nicolle Wallace to discuss the Supreme Court’s new ruling that former President Donald Trump has legal immunity in “official acts” as president.

July 1, 2024

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espanolbot2

Hm, so the show equates UBI with infantilising people as having a job is how the characters defined their lives previously? ...That's really sad?

Again, could be wrong, it might have a more balanced view, but at the same time the very premise is explicitly about satirsing UBI so I kinda doubt it?

"Can you imagine how PATHETIC it would be for the government to give you three thousand dollars a month?"

  • The plot of a garbage show produced by a garbage network in a garbage country that has been made by millionaires whose parents paid for everything and who have never done a real days work in their entire fucking lives

Also holy shit this animation looks like a fucking youtube video from the early 2000's except worse

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heymrverdant

Is this like that Daily Wire animated series about the homophobic guy that they made inexplicably fixated on wood?

Because if so, maybe it'll backfire and they'll Trojan-horse a Universal Basic Income through Congress by this time next year 🤞

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ghostbsuter

"You're an ancient." Zatanna breaths out, watching as Phantom's hair grew into a startling black, tiny stars being born and the comets flying.

"I am."

Breaking from her shock, she shakes her head. "You show mercy. Not many gods of their home do so."

Phantom agrees with her. "Not many of these gods have been born human before."

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EXCUSE ME

FALIN KEEPS HER EYES CLOSED BECAUSE SHES NEARSIGHTED BUT WHEN SHE BECOMES A CHIMERA SHE OPENS HER EYES

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gotouhitori

So somewhere else, it's mentioned that one of the things Marcille was researching at the magic school was new kinds of healing magic. So looking at the whole thing from a certain angle, she's invented the world's least efficient corrective eye surgery.

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Batman #150 - "Be Better" (2024)

written by Chip Zdarsky art by Denys Cowan, Jorge Jimenez, John Stanisci, & Tomeu Morey
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mallowmaenad

this is nice but i will note that the 2nd to last panel is tracing the true crime streets of la game cover/"the gun hand meme"

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heymrverdant

I was gonna make a joke about how bad the foreshortening was that it looked like the meme, you're telling me that's literally traced?!!

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I love the fact that this wasn't like, a Joker plot or anything, Dick just drove off a bridge all by himself. Probably bc he's like thirteen and can't reach the pedals, so this one is on Bruce.

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vaspider

I told @mistresskabooms over and over again that she could come to me about anything, and I'd still love her tomorrow.

So... she did.

She asked me about what the words "wage gap" meant when she heard them on the news. She told me when her friends in elementary school were "pretending to be mean to their imaginary girlfriends," and she asked me if she'd done the right thing by leaving "and taking their girlfriends with me." She told me when the kids on the bus started calling her a faggot. She talked to me when she read Night in school.

And she told me she's a girl.

If kids don't feel safe coming to you about everything, they won't come to you about anything. Not anything that matters, anyway, because they won't be sure that the thing they're coming to you about won't get them into trouble.

But, of course, that's exactly the point here. These things - we know this, right? - aren't about "keeping kids safe." They're about control, and they're about keeping kids ignorant and - most of all - afraid.

If you are afraid of being contaminated mentally, of being accidentally ruined, of seeing something Bad and becoming Bad yourself, you become easier to control. If you understand that reading about something doesn't mean you agree with it, and that words and ideas may be scary but that simply knowing that an idea exists, or reading about a thing, does not make you that thing, you become much harder to control. You become harder to control because you become more able to test the things you think that you know against new ideas, things like "are gay people Bad, actually?" and "what if a pregnant person could have more legal rights than a corpse?" and "what did the water and sky look like before the EPA?" or "wouldn't ranked choice voting be neat?"

Just for starters.

The idea of "mental contamination" is big in Evangelical circles, but that ain't the only place, not by far. If you're thinking, "Man, that idea sounds like a concept that shows up a lot in leftist spaces and on Tumblr," you are correct.

This concept is a concept of control. It does not exist to make you stronger. It exists to make you afraid and to keep you from questioning yourself and the world around you. This lack of questioning becomes like wearing a cast around your leg forever. Technically, yes, it keeps your ankle safe, but in the process, the lack of exercise withers your calf muscle.

This leaves you with a worldview that cannot stand up to any kind of meaningful stress or challenge. Things are right because they're right, not because you can defend why they're right. These kind of default beliefs are fragile, soft, and easily shattered or shredded.

This shit doesn't protect kids. It makes them fragile and weak, unable to formulate worldviews they understand well enough to defend and worldviews strong enough to hold up to the rigors and stresses of life.

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

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naomster

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Prev X2 tags you are so right

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alexredgrave

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS POST PREDICTED WORLD PEACE AND EQUAL RIGHTS AND EQUITABLE TREATMENT FOR EVERYONE

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heymrverdant

Sorry, I think this post only predicts Will Smith now.

Anyway I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS POST PREDICTED THAT Hollywood actor Will Smith WOULD PROVIDE WORLD PEACE AND EQUAL RIGHTS AND EQUITABLE TREATMENT FOR EVERYONE

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The only time animated celebrity stunt casting was good was when whoever cast The Emoji Movie asked Jordan Peele if he wanted to voice "the Poop Emoji" and it spontaneously made him quit acting on the spot & direct Get Out. Thanks for the three (& counting) masterpieces of modern horror, sad bastard whose job it was to cast the celebrity voicing "the Poop Emoji" in The Emoji Movie

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