ok i deleted all my poems from here and reposted them on @hearthpoetry go look over there if u want
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Two Gay Animals Go to Brunch PART ONE
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Two Gay Animals Go to Brunch PART TWO (END) <3
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Two Gay Little Animals Share Their Secrets
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Drawing for you
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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.
Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.
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Stay safe, guys
it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!
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A while ago I was talking to my therapist and I told her I was worried that I was creepy and invasive with relationships. She asked me what I meant.
I told her, "Well, when I'm interested in someone, I try and find out what they like, and if it's something I don't like, then I do a bunch of research and write notes and stuff and explore the topic until I find something I *do* like. And I'm worried that that's weird or stalker-y. But like... I've found a bunch of stuff I still enjoy after the interest in them has faded. So is that okay, or is it creepy?"
And she stared at me for a minute before saying, "That sounds very sweet of you, actually"
And so yeah
Self-perception and shit
Did you have some sort of Shitty Parents
You have No Idea
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
#need to do this with my gf#what if we connected our circulatory systems#what if we connected our nervous systems?#what if we were so close that we couldnt find where one of us ends and the other begins#what if we didnt care to consider ourselves different people#but the same being#breathing and feeling and loving together#um#i mean haha cars gay
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Step into my healing aura you shit fuck
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Alternative
You two drowning each other is peak romance
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they sold me the Interesting burger and im just so intrigued
they sold me the Ambiguous burger and well i just dont know
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This had me audibly cackling in the office
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Dohhh.
"How to pass as a Guy 101"
"How to develop the stomach you've always dreamed of - The 18 Pack !"
The problem with drinking everyone under the table is that they seem to be having more fun down there, there is no more room under the table and it is pretty lonely being the last man/woman/hehehehe/shheehehehe/ttheeemmememem sssschtannnndinnnn.
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