so when I was a kid I remember reading a scary story (I *think* from a book of scary stories for kids) that left an *extremely* vivid impression on me
(cn for cartoonish gore/animal harm:)
in which a dog got cut in half lengthwise and the owner quickly slapped him back together and wrapped him up to heal and only discovered afterwards that he was put together upside down with 2 lega up and 2 legs down and half a head in each direction
and then I think the end of the story was just the dog being fine and happy like this and flipping back and forth to run around
and I also think I remember the book having black and white playful line drawing illustrations a la shel silverstein and it might possibly have been meant to be funny rather than scary (????)
but every time I have ever tried to look up where it came from I haven't been able to find *anything* like this, leaving me to wonder where on earth i got this extremely bizarre story from
has anybody else ever heard of this
what the heck was this
am I crazy
Omg, thank you! This has been driving me nuts for years
Hmm, I can't find any good images or excerpts of the story online so clearly I need to get my hands on this book....
Found a used copy of the book for $10!
I can now re-visit my childhood, and also impose it on all of you
And also specifically @nekosd43 @furretfluff and @spockandawe :p
The Split Dog as told by Richard Chase
Full pics and text below the cut, because, uh-- well, the story is told in a light-hearted manner, but let's just say I can see why it left a lasting impression on me. The illustrations are fairly body horror-y. It's a children's book, but it is also a cut in half dog so....
I just want y'all to know my mom came over and she was like "oh what's this book?"
and she opened it directly to this story because that's what I had bookmarked and she was like "??? daughter, what the hell"