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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

no cause when billy joel said "they say that these are not the best of times, but theyre the only times ive ever known" and when he said "the good ol days werent always good, and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems" and "slow down, youre doing fine, you cant be everything you wanna be before your time" and-

Now that Twitter's URL has officially changed, lets all join hands and remember that Elon Musk threw away one of the most recognizable, established brands of the past decade due to his personal chuunibyou fascination with the letter X.

People love reblogging this post and saying "well, this is just what happens when an (undiagnosed) autistic person has too much money", as if the reason Musk had bad taste is autism - implying autistics inherently have bad taste - and not that he's the lamest type of chuuni known to man.

"Chuunibyou" of course, being a Japanese slang term (literally meaning "8th Grader Syndrome") for people whose idea of "cool" aligns with what an 8th grade boy would find cool, even though they really should've grown out of that by now.

So, y'know, the type of guy who thinks the letter X on its own is so cool that he keeps trying to use it as a brand. Before twitter, he tried to turn Paypal into X.com. His aerospace company is called Space X. It's embarrassing.

And as an autistic person it's frankly offensive to go "well yeah, that's just what autistic people are like right? Thank goodness most of them don't have the money to do this - or else they would, how cringe".

Is that why he turned his wife into his x wife?

classic mistake

the chosen 🕶️

remember, folks, if you're itching to do something ill-advised in d&d/similar TTRPGs,

low wisdom: poor impulse control

low intelligence: instructions unclear

high wisdom: a necessary risk

high intelligence: it looked better on paper

low wisdom, high intelligence: forgot to get the plan peer-reviewed

high wisdom, low intelligence: the risk i took was calculated, but man am i bad at math

high wisdom, high intelligence: if someone else in the party did it first, it would've gone so much worse (and you Know they were going to do it)

It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭

smoshcast: favorite looks (insp.) ↪ shayne topp edition

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Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

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here’s something even better, the entirety of the Pathfinder 2e rules on an official website so you can play something that isn’t D&D 5e

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I see you, people who didn't watch Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story. GO WATCH IT NOW.

“Dear brother. I had hoped you were dead.”

“After you. You are the elder.”

shoutout to siobhan thompson and by proxy adaine abernant for being the biggest hater to ever grace dimension 20. sometimes a sweet kind girl is a hater at heart and to me that is beautiful.

hotd fandom but also like fandom spaces in general have made me notice is it not normal to like villains for being villains anymore. this used to be the ‘the villain is always sexier and more interesting than the hero’ website now you need a paragraph explaining that obviously you dont condone or approve of irl child abuse before you say a villain is hot or funny. lukey velaryon sweetiepie dead baby should not be beating otto hightower in best character polls bc people vote based on moral purity. weve gone backwards