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About Me:
I'm an adult that's all you need to worry about. Call me Payton or Bug, he/she and they if we r friends, boyfriend of the coolest punk this side of the milky way. i like music and shows. im making an album and a book you should ask me abt them. long-time followers/mutuals can ask for insta and discord.
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which of these pictures should be the cover for a single?
sorry steph have to add your tags to this bc they’re very relevant and some people need to be hit over the head with frying pans when it comes to this topic
You should be starting a recipe book. I don’t give a shit if you’re only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it’s been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I’ve learned my lesson one too many times.
shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’
when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu
Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.
EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.
This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.
This is your average adult pig.
Big ole’ pigs.
Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)
I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.
holy fucking shit I knew they were big but that’s like the size of a fucking CAR.
And pigs are actually smarter than a lot of other farm animals. They’ll figure out how to break out of gates with locks that other animals can’t figure out.
my boyfriend is a cook for a cafe and i like to sit and work there. whenevrr i order stuff and hes the chef without fail it comes back with something in the shape of a heart in the dish. today was radish-heart
realized this comic’s been lying around my drafts for over a year now 😅 i’m often asked why i chose the name Lake, and it usually feels like a heavy story to drop in casual conversation so here’s a comic expanding on the history of my name 🌊