Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls
you’re just like the rest of them
[images description: fanart of Thomas the Tank Engine depicting humanizations of Gordon and Henry. Gordon is portrayed as a man wearing blue attire that is smeared up with various colored paint-like spots and his face appears somewhat scratched. Gordon is lamenting as he leans down face-to-face towards the skeleton of Henry. the background of the picture above is black and the one at the bottom's is red.
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"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school
Scariest notification I can open my phone to
The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:
“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.
All the punches give the character tuberculosis
dont worry guys im gonna win big in vegas and save the website
requested by anonymous
sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world
why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature
What a thing to say!
What a person to pull!
Wow!
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
honestly advertising is so fukcing wasteful not even just in the convincing you to buy shit you never actually wanted but like
how much electricity is wasted displaying ads that could've gone to keeping houses warm. How much paper is produced just to be turned into pamphlets and ads that will just be thrown away. how much internet bandwith is wasted just on the amount of ads that are on the internet nowadays. How many hours worth of labor went into producing ads that are going directly into my adblocker or my waste bin that could've been time spent doing literally ANYTHING useful?
Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions