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neosatsuma:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I’m fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

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you sillied too close to the sun

Asked by Anonymous

ICARLY??????

blue0909:

Icarus. Icarus. I meant Icarus.

ardourie:

ardourie:

ardourie:

ardourie:

the “cannibalism is inherently sexual and about love and so hot” crowd somehow turns out to be very put off when a rap song has the word pussy in it

“shake that ass bitch” on a trap beat seems to be just a little too much for blogger who spends 7 hours of their day writing omegaverse fanfic porn

“be gay do crimes” chanter suddenly very upset reading lyrics on genius dot com about someone making and dealing drugs

this post is about antiblack racism and specifically how nonblack users like the ones mentioned above have a racial bias and are ok with sexuality and talk of violence until it’s coming from a black person, the subconscious idea that black people are uniquely perverse or aggressive is what’s being mocked here, if ur reblogging this and saying anything like “me” ur missing the point, this behavior isn’t funny or cute or quirky, its just one of the many ways nonblacks show how they dehumanize us while being perfectly fine with doing the same actions that they dislike seeing a black person do bc of not seeing us as equally human

animatedamerican:

supervillainny:

animatedamerican:

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

… you know what, codicil accepted

quasi-normalcy:

azcrowleyfell:

digitaldiscipline:

chibisquirt:

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.”
“Fuck you, too.”

Nah, there’s definitely some “are you fucking shitting me?” and “have you tried, perchance, using your eyeballs?” in there too.

This is a wizard duel to me.

slimegirlwarlock:

lakemojave:

catboybignaturals:

catboybignaturals:

scratchy-dyke:

predatory-lesbians:

thegreenpea:

lovewithagirl:

darkcomedies:

lakemojave:

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don’t make me spell it out again

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[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, “PENINS exploion spell”. /end description]

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I’m a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it’s ok

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zwod:

themainspoon:

ericism:

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

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Here’s the explanation:

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he’s FIFTY ONE YEARS OF AGE

mr-up-on-a-downer:

nutsacktorturer:

crazy-brazilian:

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Female HP Lovecraft

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decolonize-the-left:

muffinlevelchicanery:

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probablyasocialecologist:

“We can’t wear masks in hospitals forever.”  Actually, we literally could. In fact, we should. It’s a good idea. It reduces infection. There you go. Solved it.  — Amanda Hu (@amandalhu) June 16, 2023ALT

Source: twitter.com