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val(entine) | c. 199X | they/them☕️ ko-fi & art 🎨 One illustrator's drafting table for tid-bits, trinkets, anecdotes, and a staggering amount of personal opinions. Most certainly not a vampire from the 1800's enamoured by the 21st century. The nocturnalism, verbose language, and mysterious maladies keeping me bedridden are all coincidental.
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  • Valentine (c. 199X)
  • they/them; mx.
  • white USian
  • queer androgyne
  • bohemian hermit and artist extraordinaire
  • crutch-wielder with proficiency in canes
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redportrait

me, having deeply fallen out of the practice of writing poetry: I can’t write any more, I am now a Talentless Hack

the voice of my 11th grade journalism/12th grade creative writing teacher who rly did know everything: if you stop writing for a while the words will build up and stagnate. to clear the water, you will have to open the dam completely, and accept the fact that what initially comes out will not be palatable

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m-s-harris

This. This is so true. Starting again is more important than what you actually write. You are rusty. You’ll build up momentum again. All you need to do is start.

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esoanem

This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

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datasoong47

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

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blacktabris

Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

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thegreenpea

Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it's so cool

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wakandamama

Masai giraffes look cool af

The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!

Masai Giraffe:

Reticulated Giraffe:

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slymewitch

This switched gears from a post about white ignorance to a giraffe appreciation post. Such is the nature of tumblr.

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one of the best academic paper titles

for those who don't speak academia: "according to our MRI machine, dead fish can recognise human emotions. this suggests we probably should look at the results of our MRI machine a bit more carefully"

I hope everyone realises how incredibly important this dead fish study is. This was SO fucking important.

I still don’t understand

So basically, in the psych and social science fields, researchers would (I don't know if they still do this, I've been out of science for awhile) sling around MRIs like microbiolosts sling around metagenomic analyses. MRIs can measure a lot but people would use them to measure 'activity' in the brain which is like... it's basically the machine doing a fuckload of statistics on brain images of your blood vessels while you do or think about stuff. So you throw a dude in the machine and take a scan, then give him a piece of chocolate cake and throw him back in and the pleasure centres light up. Bam! Eating chocolate makes you happy, proven with MRI! Simple!

These tests get used for all kinds of stuff, and they get used by a lot of people who don't actually know what they're doing, how to interpret the data, or whether there's any real link between what they're measuring and what they're claiming. It's why you see shit going around like "men think of women as objects because when they look at a woman, the same part of their brain is active as when they look at a tool!" and "if you play Mozart for your baby for twenty minutes then their imagination improves, we imaged the brain to prove it!" and "we found where God is in the brain! Christians have more brain activity in this region than atheists!"

There are numerous problems with this kind of science, but the most pressing issue is the validity of the scans themselves. As I said, there's a fair bit of stats to turn an MRI image into 'brain activity', and then you do even more stats on that to get your results. Bennett et. al.'s work ran one of these sorts of experiments, with one difference -- they used a dead salmon instead of living human subjects. And they got positive results. The same sort of experiment, the same methodology, the same results that people were bandying about as positive results. According to the methodology in common use, dead salmon can distinguish human facial expressions. Meaning one of two things:

  • Dead salmon can recognise human facial expressions. OR
  • Everyone else's results are garbage also, none of you have data for any of this junk.

I cannot overstate just how many papers were completely fucking destroyed by this experiment. Entire careers of particularly lazy scientists were built on these sorts of experiments. A decent chunk of modern experimental neuropsychology was resting on it. Which shows that science is like everything else -- the best advances are motivated by spite.

Ok so this is...not exactly accurate.

They ran the fMRI testing on the dead salmon to test the MRI machine before doing an experiment looking at humans' response to social stimuli. They wanted something "with good contrast, but also with several clearly defined and distinguishable types of tissue..." (1), so they got a fresh salmon from the grocery store. Having tested the machine, they laughed at the absurdity, set aside the results, and did their regular study. Years later, one of the authors was doing a seminar on analyzing fMRI data and used the salmon data they already had as a goofy example of improper analysis, and they found something interesting!

So when you do fMRI imaging, you get a lot of data. Like, 40-130k voxels (small cubes of your brain, like a 3D version of a pixel on a screen) showing changes in blood oxygen levels (which does seem to be a good indicator of mental activity, based on research like optogenetics looking at whether blood oxygen levels indicate brain activity*). (2, 3) From all over the brain, because the rest of your brain is still active and doing different things while the subject is answering your question or looking at the image you're showing them or doing whatever task you've asked them to do.

So now you have this fuckton of data, what now? Well, now you look at the information you got from each of the voxels from the duration of the scan, and you compare the data you got from each voxel at different times to see which ones are "activated," where those voxels are (are they clustered together or spread out randomly?), and what physical activity or stimuli it's correlated to (i.e. which question was asked or image was shown or task was done).

Figuring out what qualifies as a significant change in blood oxygen levels for each voxel is done using "a fair bit of stats" because it's a shit load of data, and picking out significant changes can come down to a fraction of a percent change. So now you're doing thousands of comparisons between voxels, and you can run into a well known issue called the "multiple comparisons problem," which basically means that if you run a lot of tests, some of them will come out positive even if they're not (i.e. false positives). They really fuck up research and are a problem when you're trying to figure out, say, "new MRI protocols to use with adolescents and adults" (4), so you have to correct for that when doing the "fair bit of stats" to make sure you aren't reporting on the false positives.

What "The Dead Salmon" study found was that among all the false positives (which is to be expected, as "just about any volume with 65,000 voxels is going to have some false positives with uncorrected statistics" (4)) there were 3 activated voxels that just happened to be clustered together right in the middle of the salmon's brain, which gave the appearance of brain activity in a dead fish because they hadn't used the proper corrections in their statistical model.

That's what led to it being an actual story instead of a fun anecdote, and it's why they submitted it to the conference. It was all to show support that the minority of researchers at the time who reported their statistics from fMRIs without correcting them to should stop doing that, but then neuroscience blogs discovered the poster and wrote about it, which led to it going viral (before the authors could publish their commentary on it) and being awarded an Ig Nobel Prize in 2012.

Ultimately, it "doesn’t add anything to the technical discussion of how multiple comparisons correction is performed, it is simply a salient reminder of why proper correction is always necessary" (5), and it didn't invalidate that many previous studies or the entire field of neuropsychology (although it going viral did seem to have the desired effect, since by the time they got the Ig Nobel Prize 3 years after the fact only 10% of papers in the field of fMRI reported no multiple comparisons correction where before it was closer to 25-40%). It provided a goofy example for why it's important that researchers do the proper statistics to analyze fMRI data that has been widely used since the 90s and which most of them were already doing. (6)

Since tumblr hates reblogs with links I will reblog again with sources and additional information.

*The difficulty with using brain imaging to make any kind of claim about the way humans think or act or interact with others is more in how the data is interpreted, since brains are complex and several parts of the brain can be involved in a single thought or action, and a whole host of other things that can complicate it that would be an entirely different post. Typically tho, the "men think of women as objects because the same part of the brain is activated by women as by tools" type of reporting comes from journalists who are trying to interpret scientific papers that might say something more like "images of women, tools, and elephants elicited activity in the same areas of the brain in men...this may indicate a commonality between these images, but determining what that commonality might be is beyond the scope of the current study and further research is needed," the journalists just picked out the part that would be most sensational so people would read their story.

Fun facts:

Also, it doesn't appear that the activated voxel cluster in the dead salmon necessarily correlated with any significant part of the experiment, which they ran all the way through as if it were a human subject with the fish because they were also training their research assistants.

Sources:

Additional reading:

Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience, The principled control of false positives in neuroimaging (a paper written by the original Dead Salmon Study authors on the same topic)

Prefrontal.org, Human Brain Mapping 2009 - Presentations (links to what Dr. Bennett presented at the 2009 conference along with the Dead Salmon Study poster)

Nature (scientific journal), Functional neuroimaging as a catalyst for integrated neuroscience (paper published in November 2023 talking about fMRI as a tool for measuring brain activity, its strengths/weaknesses, studies that have successfully used fMRI in different subdomains of neuroscience, and how to use it to integrate these subdomains to promote interdisciplinary cooperation--specifically mentions criticisms of fMRI and cites the Dead Salmon Study as an example of the need for caution and advances that have been made in the 15 years since that study was published)

Additional fun fact! They baked the Atlantic salmon and ate it for dinner, so were not reimbursed for it. In the blog post The Internet Found the Atlantic Salmon that Dr. Bennett made at the time, he also lists some of the funniest comments he'd seen about the whole thing, and they are delightful:

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soup-mother

but like genuinely some people do actually get fucking weird about it and genuinely do seem mad about it. sucks to be you asshole but actually I've had enough people trying to control my hair in wy life so I'm going to grow it as long as i want AND talk about the annoying bits about it.

it's like a trans girl was saying a while ago like "if you even joke about cutting my hair off I'm going to kill you". i stopped going to the hairdresser because i was scared it was going to get cut because I'd grown up with school and family trying to control my hair so fuck off actually.

"haha every trans person needs to cut all their hair off at least once in their life" - person who didn't grow up constantly hearing "your hair's getting a bit long don't you think?" and being forced to get their hair cut short because of school rules.

anyway maybe you don't need to make weird comments about people's bodies and just assume everyone had exactly the same experience as you yea!

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ms-demeanor

Hey do you have a dishwasher? Do you want it to be more efficient and effective? Try the tips in this video. They made my dishwasher work a lot better, have probably saved me at least twenty bucks on detergent since November, and save a ton of water.

(A note on pre-heating the water: I clean my cast iron pans while the water is warming up so I'm not just running cold water down the drain - they're the only things that I wash using just water and scrubbing and there's usually at least one on the stove that could use some attention after I've loaded the dishwasher.)

So you know how I posted this video? Because I liked it and found it useful?

I've watched Technology Connections off and on for a couple years now. I think the channel is neat! So it comes up sometimes in my recommendations. So I saw a video recommended about the Clapper, with a thumbnail that included the clapper, so I clicked on it and then screamed when the video started because:

THAT'S MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's my twin peaks fish in the percolator drawing!

I am not going to link it because it's currently only up on redbubble and the redbubble print quality has been absolute garbage for a few years now, but I am delighted to add another image to my "youtubers I like next to drawings I've done" folder.

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I wish everyone who was ever into knock down drag out fandom fights would direct all that energy towards their city council, I feel like that would transform society overnight.

like. You know how if you keep tabs on council meetings and your councilor says something dumb as hell and you not only get to call them on it, but grab all your friends to dogpile them??? and if you do it enough you can actually find a replacement for them who won’t say as much dumb shit and will actually allocate funds for the unhoused and pressure the police chief to stop lying? wayyyyyy more fun than going uncorked at some teenage rando with an untagged incest ship.

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jhscdood

one time i was at a city council meeting where the chief of police and the mayor got into a screaming match, because the mayor had picked up and thrown out trash in someone's yard (an open, half-empty bottle of antifreeze (poisonous) that had been sitting out for months and it was now July) and the chief of police arrested him for trespassing and theft, and the mayor had to bail himself out of jail in order to attend the city council meeting.

You want drama? You want fic inspiration? You want to have an immediate impact on the world? local politics is your answer

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insteading

Local (city / county) politics is where your leverage is. My thing is police oversight, but maybe yours is something else. Some department (public works, human services, transportation, finance) is going to be where the decisions you're most interested in are made, and they're going to have public meetings where your elected officials vote. Very few people attend these, or even write in with opinions about legislation. If you do, you'll be listened to.

Local politics is your opportunity to weigh in on the things you're fixated on. It's also the best way to stay informed about things that won't make it into a newspaper. Are you interested in making sure new street trees are good food for local pollinator insects? Making public transit more usable for more people? Making public spaces friendlier to people with disabilities? Getting local government to divest from companies participating in nonrenewable resource extraction or genocide? Making sure city decisions are made transparently? All these will require engaging with local politics.

Also you are likely to see absolutely batshit interpersonal conflicts within your first few months as a regular at any city meeting. Depending on your city you might need a yarn wall to keep track of it all at first. I don't know why anyone watches reality TV when the actual fascinating fights are all about housing policy and potholes.

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

i wish every app software engineer a “try navigating your app with a screen reader or big text”

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clpolk

I wish every software and hardware company a "try consulting your video guides with the sound off/badly scrambled with AI subs and transcripts"

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alegazzi

I wish game designers a "try playtesting your game with a colorblind screen filter"

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Plaintext from the video: Please do not type out your DNIs like this. This kind of censorship is inaccessible to those with screen readers. Thank you.

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nymph1e

Also don't censor content warnings as it voids the whole point of a content warning. Saying kill and suicide won't damage your post's visibility, but saying k1ll and su*cide will stop people from being able to filter out content they don't want to see.

this is SO important whats the point of having cw tags if people cant even filter it out

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