Grif: It's important to have a big ass, that way when you half-ass something you still accomplish more than most people
Simmons, pinching the bridge of his nose: Nothing you say ever makes sense...
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Oftentimes I find I have to coax myself into doing stuff, like a toddler or a dog.
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me: *laying down in bed rather than doing stuff*
Higher Self: "If you get up, you can have a treat 😉"
me: *gets up*
Higher Self: "Good girl!"
I’m bored and sad and depressed. I require inspiration and motivation.