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Be Gay, Do Weed

@too-cool-for-facebook / too-cool-for-facebook.tumblr.com

All that fun stuff that's too cool for Facebook but not quite artsy enough to put on deviantArt. Elliot Morgan put it best when he said, "Facebook has just become a big family reunion, except without all the good food." I ran away from MySpace because people I knew IRL were there. And now I've run away from FB for the same reason - mostly bc I'm tired of listening to my dumbass redneck relatives talk about shit they have no knowledge of. Also, INFJ. Writing it here bc I can never effing remember. New to my blog? Then you probably need to check out this post: http://too-cool-for-facebook.tumblr.com/post/109313455847/i-have-gotten-like-a-shit-ton-of-followers-over
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What's that one story...

with the magic crystal made of souls

that’s protected by the kings of the past

and it helped its society develop rapidly

and that if the people are in danger,

the crystal will choose a royal champion as a vessel to protect them

(and has a tendency to absorb said royal)

and the crystal had to be hidden away to keep it and everyone safe

but some baddies show up to steal the crystal

and the crystal is totally the Heart of the World

AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!

(x)

I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA RIOT IF I DON’T GET AN ATLANTIS/FFXV CROSSOVER IN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!

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OMG, imagine the Chocobros on Delta-8 gummies😂 (THC derivative)

Prompto: Super hyper and flighty. Energetic. Talking very rapidly. He can taste colors

Noct: Becomes a giggly little bitch, laughing so hard he's turning red in the face, and can't stop laughing to the point that they all worry he's gonna pass out from lack of oxygen

Gladio: Mellow Cruiser. He's riding the waves. Chill as a cucumber. Really appreciates the stars

Ignis: Starts off slightly paranoid and guarded because he has a duty to keep Noct safe. But after a while, he finally (for once in his life) relaxes, truly actually relaxes

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What's that one story...

with the magic crystal made of souls

that's protected by the kings of the past

and it helped its society develop rapidly

and that if the people are in danger,

the crystal will choose a royal champion as a vessel to protect them

(and has a tendency to absorb said royal)

and the crystal had to be hidden away to keep it and everyone safe

but some baddies show up to steal the crystal

and the crystal is totally the Heart of the World

AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!

(x)

I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA RIOT IF I DON’T GET AN ATLANTIS/FFXV CROSSOVER IN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!

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rocket--town

The chocobros according to my girlfriend

I got my lovely girlfriend @miryostoothbrush​ , who only knows about these characters from my rambling, to give me her opinions on them. Here’s what she thinks of the chocobros

ok, she’s managed to find out Noctis’ entire personality just from looking at him, she’s off to a good start

Hearing her harsh critique of leopard print made me hastily pick a new picture of Ignis to show her. I’m surprised she gave him a minus rating at first though I didn’t think his trousers and jacket were that bad.

After getting a new photo of Ignis hearing that he had a psy kinda aesthetic killed me on the spot. I didn’t tell her that the sunglasses were because he’s blind. In other words I’m about to buy two swords. 

And to round it off we have truck freak Gladio. I too share the opinion about the open chest being a little much but I’m not sure why Noctis and Prompto are posers. Thanks ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

Maybe I’ll do a part 2 where I show her some of the other characters? I hesitate to think what fashion score she’d give Ardyn so maybe it’s for the best I didn’t show him this time.

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