Affective education for Angels&Demons (and maybe Time Lords) [1]
If you decide to sacrifice your own well-being for a *cough* "friend of yours" *cough*, don't burden them with it. They will feel guilty enough as it is.
Instead, take a sock and pretend it's the serpent of Eden that needs to be reconverted.
(Treatment of passive aggressiveness is not included in the free version)
Knowledge is empowering
you can literally get gender changers for like $3
And yes, that's literally what they're called.
Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3
It started as a sketch and ended up as a whole dirty comic with guerrilla ducks.
Merry Christmas my dear. I hope this post doesn't hurt anyone of you and your belief, but, I mean: we're all suffering with a demon who doesn't trust in God willing, so…I was thinking: Crowley was one of the woman at the Golgotha.
Mary Magdalene is the one who almost every time reported together with the Virgin Mary (mother). NOW. What we know about Magdalene is that she was outcasted because of her emh…bad habits. We can define her as devilish. Nonetheless, Jesus helped here (canonically) and, in apocryphal evangel, she was his wife. You know what I'm suggesting. Season 3: we have Jesus.
J: "Magdalene!" C: "What…" J: "Oh my dear Magdalene, I never forgot about you" C: "Oh ngk yeah, emh…how're you? I thought you were… vaguely dead." J: "I was, but your smile just brings me back to life" C: "Oh well, apparently time passed and…I have a new life, Now" J: "Are you hanging out with someone, my treasure?" C:"Well, actually…" Az comes, worried A: ooooh Crowley, here you are, I really need your hel…hello.* Air freezes, Kill bill sounds* I have to suppose you moved on very quickly." C: "Ohohoho here we have the Jealous guy! Well, mind your business, I'm perfectly managing this situation" A: "Oh, I see, for sure. I am not even interested in you, I was looking for God's Holy Son" C:" Perfect, here he is, you can take him." J: "Hey hey calm down, I'm not leaving without you, my Golgotha Breeze" A:"… Golgotha Breeze. Seriously." impassible. C:"It was…2000 years ago, please." red cheeks A:"Ah, for sure. Also, your tastes changed, I see. You were more into tall, dark-haired, and bearded men" J:"what does this even mean?!" C: "NOTHING, THIS MEAN NOTHING. ANYTHING MEANS NOTHING: THIS ANGEL APPARENTLY DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING, WE DON'T MEAN NOTHING! JESUS, SORRY, WE WERE OVER TWO MILLENNIALS AGO" A: "AH! After that kiss, I don't mean nothing!?" J: "MAGGIE! WHAT'S THIS STORY!?" C: "Oh c'mon Jesus you knew you were not even the first…" A: "I THOUGHT IT WAS ME, YOUR FIRST!" C: "Angel, how could reasonably it be in 6000 years you were my first emh…creature!?" J: "Yes, apparently, this is a recurrent pattern for you, Mary." C: "Oh, shut up you." A: "Don't even think to shut up my Lord's Son!" C: "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! THAT'S HOW!" shakes hands A: "OH, Jesus. Leave this foul demon. He doesn't deserve us." J: "Indeed. I thought I had at least you, my former Love. In the end, you treated me as Judas did" A: "That's how he does. Don't worry. I'll prepare you some hot chocolate, kid. And about you… pointed Crowley. This Armageddon. All the Power, the Strength: you're fucking with the wrong Bitch. I'll show you what "the Other Women" can do".
