so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.

anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one

they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop

can someone please mercy kill me

update! you haven’t experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming “hi milf!!!” across a crowded pride festival!

Dude

The situation is getting more serious, please help. My children wish for a happy life, nothing more. They want to play like the .children of the world

this fundraiser is vetted. please don't let it get lost despite the blog being gone. tumblr keeps deleting palestinians' accounts.

Are you fucking kidding me right now

Eat shit and die

For the record, this ain’t about the money, and it ain’t about the annoying little pop-up. It’s about the sheer fucking gall of tumblr staff begging for money from us queers, during pride month, while they’ve been unfairly banning transfem users left and right and we’re all collectively sick of their shit

I’m not inclined to donate to a site that has a vendetta against my trans sisters. If staff wants my money, they need to stop being so openly transphobic and transmisogynistic

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

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We're in chapter 3, fighting our way through the Glitz Pit. Come hang out!

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hold on a second man…

@insect-p0sitivity tags peer approved

ive said this before but it was on my old blog so I'm saying it again

dehumanizing abusers is not effective at doing anything other than make people think they're ontologically incapable of violence

Going to be controversial for a sec but in the same vein as "this meeting should have been an email" 9 times out of 10 when I watch a review/summary of a piece of "dark romance" erotica all I can think is "this novel should have been a BDSM scene". Like a lot of these authors are not good enough writers to pull off turning what should have been 30 mins of roleplay into a 300-500 page book

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

A Yixian Formation Comic

It is a peaceful summer day when a Dilong goes on the hunt.

this too is yuri