The fact that Antwerp is the first show holy shit?? That's only like 2 hours away from me. And then Amsterdam is the second to last show like.... Wow. Benelux phannies we won today. Idk what the fuck we did to deserve this lmfao but we won
why do they look like they're about to ask me if i've got games on my phone and then offer me a single soggy dorito which they had in their pockets for some reason
I hate myself bc the idea of leaving my house and going to a physical location to see dnp irl makes me so extremely anxious that I can't really get properly excited about the tour 🙃 and now there's the added anxiety of trying to decide whether to reveal myself, because I love you all so much you are like celebrities to me and I would love to meet you at a show. But on the other hand I've posted so much batshit insane nonsense on here and I'd die if anyone I know irl found out about it lmfao 😭😭😭 and then also having to decide whether I'd want to try and get m&g tickets because I'd probably have to kms if I was weird in front of dnp. Maybe I should go back to therapy
sending psychic vibes across the Atlantic for the Americans to wake the fuck up omg 😭 it's so sick and twisted that this is happening when the dash is dead I wanna see everyone's reactions and memes NEOW
you guys AREN'T using keyboard shortcuts for absolutely everything??
#*turns bright red* i- i SWEAR it's not a horny thing!!!!#dan and phil#phan#ctrl N for a new window. ctrl T for a new tab#ctrl shift T to reopen a closed tab. ctrl shift N for an incognito window#these are just some of the many many keyboard shortcuts i know#*women come flocking towards me deeply impressed by my knowledge of Chrome shortcuts*#i respect dan for not using chrome tho#will this show in the tags now please. rachael#it didn't. ok fine. im going to sleep#why did i have to get the kind of autism that makes you obsessed with memorizing keyboard shortcuts#instead of the kind that makes you good at math
oh btw since there's nothing else going on right now. i had a fic idea which i want to explore more, but it involves final fantasy and discord, which are 2 things i have very little experience with. so if anyone wants to help educate me that'd be great. I hate it when you can tell that someone is writing about something they have 0 knowledge on dhslfhgk
#phan#i know i can just look these things up but sometimes there are little niche things that give interesting storytelling ideas ykwim#the idea is a kind of dinok au where dan is a burnt out closeted lawyer#who escapes from his bleak existence by playing final fantasy when his wife is out cheating on him or whatever dhdjshlk#and he meets phil through a final fantasy discord server. and then. well. you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling etc#thing is i dont really use discord and ive never played FF so. you see the issue
I watched the whole Japan video trying to match the tv screen but nothing. It just makes too much sense though for it to not be from Japhan so I'm also choosing to believe it is despite having physically proven to myself that it isn't 😅
yeah japhan pheory is dead unfortunately :( it was fun while it lasted tho and it lives on in my heart
charli xcx's critically-acclaimed album BRAT (2024) is something that can actually be so dan howell-coded
#-if you have phannie brainrot and feel the need to associate everything with dnp in some way 🤪#also hi again gang. was MIA for a few days being an academic victim#(will not be graduating this year despite my best efforts. but it's okay because there's still shipping phan <3)#anyway now back to suffering. trying to salvage what's left of this academic year 🤪🤪#phan#dan and phil#dnp#dan howell#daniel howell#are we using dan or daniel for the tag lmao#also im probably posting this at an awful time but it's been rattling around in my head for a few days so here it is#i wanted to use a screenshot from BIG from the part where he talks about his suicide attempt. but#i am literally not in the right headspace to watch that part rn.. like i cant cope with seeing him saying he tried to kill himself atm#watching the childhood bullying part was hard enough right now so i'll leave it at that 😭
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my sibling pointed out that there is a car (not a Japanese temple) behind that ambiguously pillar shaped thing in the foreground, lost my mind for a second thinking about the japan lore though thank
yeah i thought it was a car at first too. the japhan theory is absolutely full of holes lmao but im just happy to clown and play tuoys
#maybe the real phagenda was the phun we had along the way#i choose to belive btw. that it is japhan until proven otherwise#because i believe in whimsy fun and the power of magic#phan#also sorry for delaying responding to this lol i was asleep when you sent it and i wanted to post at a time when ur more likely to see it
can someone please tell me if im onto something or if im getting carried away. before i lose my mind
did they just say Dil is straight? In pride month??? 😔
actually can't cope with a video right now I'm fucking shaking . "we had an idea" oh god oaH GOD OUH- oh they're just making dab blonde. okay. I need a beta blocker
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For you :) hope ur having a good day
thank you kind stranger I hope you're also having a good day amidst the chaos! 🧡
I still haven't received a confirmation phemail 😭 checked my spam as well, nothing. I'm just really stressed that it'll be an early access code for something and I'll miss out. And I can't sign up for an SMS notification because the Netherlands is not supported apparently. Is it just a region thing lmao is this all a huge scheme to make me buy NordVPN
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comfort vid rec: DONT SCREAMMM because they talk in soft voices 💞💕💝❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
REALLL that's one of my go-to comfort vids, weirdly enough given that it's a horror game
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comfort vid rec: the original internet support group makes me laugh sm atm because dan is so blunt lmao
Lmao sounds about right for early dan. I can't remember if I've seen it, I haven't seen a lot of dnp's earlier videos. Will add it to the list cheers
gang I am feeling like absolute dog shit rn please give me your comfort vid recommendations <3 older vids are especially appreciated since I haven't seen a lot of those yet
^this is me btw