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accidentally left some lettuce on the counter yesterday afternoon and the cats (i know it was chewy louis) got into it. found what we believed to be all of it in the kitchen and then found more! in the hallway! and more! in the dining room! we are officially on a perpetual lettuce hunt
chewy louis upgraded to lettuce louis for his supreme shredding abilities
you should see what he can do to a cardboard box
*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯
never know our hermits r good cosplayers
Ren: To be fair, Cub has softened in his old age. When was the last time Cub acted as a rascal?
Scar: He blew up Jev's base with me the other day!
Ren and Cleo: Wait, what?
Joe Hills, in chat: what
Cub: This is true. This is actually true
Doc: Martyn, Martyn. InTheLittleWood. Didn't Martyn last time get jealous because Ren is my husband and he can't--can't have him now? This Martyn? (laughs smugly) I saw on Twitter. "I'm the bigger man," yeah let's, let's raid Martyn of course, and hey, thank you again (twitch username) and everybody that subscribed today and (twitch username) hey, seventy months! "See ya doc" you always wait-wait until the end, huh? (laughs) Yeah, let's do Martyn, huh? And, uh, next week, Saturday again, see you on Saturday. And, um, really looking forward to it again, it was a beautiful time. I just enjoy the streams, we can talk about all kinds of crazy stuff, and rant. Alright, anyways, guys, thank you, have a great rest of the weekend, and um, lets raid Martyn InTheLittleWood. InThe…little…wood. He's also got little wood. Why is Joel and Martyn do have little wood? You can ask, y'know, ask Martyn why he got little wood. See you later! (laughs)
What’s your Green Knight AU?
oh haha it's this one au I made a while back for fun based on the arthurian story of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Diomedes is Sir Gawain, and Odysseus and Penelope are Lord and Lady Bertilak
(„◕ ֊ ◕„) vs (👁_👁)
(original image after the "read more" thingy👍)
An artist needs to draw this
This took on proportions much beyond what I was going for lol
You ever find a frog on your way home from groceries?
sounds silly but. one of the greatest things ever as someone with a trauma background is learning that things aren't inherently as bad or as scary as I thought. it IS possible to assemble Ikea furniture without arguments. is IS possible to discuss boundaries without having something thrown at me for speaking out of turn. it IS possible to spend hours on end sharing your favourite things with your favourite people, and not get called annoying for it. the world is an incredible place
The handyman cleaning the gutters of your rental apartment won't yell at you to get out of bed at 7am and help him do it!
Me: yippee Mark is posting consistently again!
Me moments later: JONATHAN SIMS?????????
HE FOUND
ugh im so tired of seeing ppl complain about not having a car in "one of the biggest cities in the US" when that city also has the 3rd best public transportation system in all the US.. get the fuck over yourselves and ride the fucking buses and trains, ppl..! /end rant
Seriously if you live in New York, Seattle, Boston, Chicago, the Bay Area, DC, Portland Oregon, or Philadelphia, you likely do not need a car
I will argue with Philly it depends on where in Philly because the city is the entire county and while there are some areas with Excellent public transit (I love the subways and trolleys) other areas….
Can absolutely be a lot more iffy. But there are absolutely still non-car options for getting around
Homestuck has about 5MB of text, similar in length to the complete works of Shakespeare.
If you have read Homestuck but not the complete works of Shakespeare, then you read Homestuck instead of the complete works of Shakespeare.
And yet you’ve read exactly the same number of dick jokes.
GUYS IMP AND SKIZZ ARE GONNA BE ON JOELS TALK SHOW!!
or ig Joel's are gonna be on imp and skizz's podcast lol dunno yet
but either way, I am so fricking excited lol
