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Ethan Quinsey

@gaslightgallows / gaslightgallows.tumblr.com

Writer of odd things. Breeder of plot bunnies. Anxious overthinker. Susceptible fandom hoarder. I will make it make sense. | Blank blogs will be blocked. | Queer transmasc enby, he/him. | patreon.com/ethanquinsey
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Please imagine a pithy title about fresh starts here.

(crossposted from Patreon)

Coming into 2024, I had big plans for how I was going to get back on track and get back to posting once a week and yeah, obviously, that hasn’t happened.

But what I have been doing is looking at my Patreon and at my own projects and figuring out some things I need to do differently. Last April, I changed my nom de plume because I wanted a fresh start. Now it’s time to give this entire Patreon project a refresh.

Here’s what’s happened so far:

  • Deleted my old A.F. Linley website and gave up the domain; the cost for hosting has risen by $200/year and I wasn’t using it as much as I thought I would back in 2018. Also I kept getting spam emails through the contact page.
  • Took down my Smashwords account; the single title I had managed to self-publish, a short story collection called Creeps, Ghouls and Jewels, had some serious formatting issues that it was not going to be worth the time/money to correct. Plus, I’m not happy with the changes that have come since Smashwords merged with Draft2Digital. (I’m considering moving to Payhip for future self-pubbed titles but that’s a discussion for a different post.)
  • I’m starting the process of taking down my Redbubble shop and....Okay, actually, I might have done that already? I just went to grab a link to the site in case anyone wanted to order a Moonicorns t-shirt before I deactivated but uh, it looks like it might’ve deactivated itself? Anyway, merch isn’t the right direction for me at this time, but I’ve still got all the actual designs and I really do like the “Finishing Things is Hard” logo, so I’m definitely going to hang onto that and slap that onto some stuff at a different print-on-demand site in the future.

Here’s what’s happening next:

  • New posting schedule: Starting in April, patrons will receive one short non-fiction post every week (500-1k words) and a piece of fiction every month (2-2.5k words). Oddments posts will continue to be free to read, but these take a decent amount of research and will be sporadic, basically happening around patron-only posts.
  • Revised patron tier perks: Getting rid of physical rewards and adding more digital ones. More details to come.

Current and long-time patrons: Thank you for sticking around while I get my shit together. I say that frequently. I mean it every single time.

Potential new patrons: Hello. I have just met you, and I love you. My name is Ethan, I live in a 200-year-old house and I’m writing a novel called The Lion’s Paw. It’s set in 1925 and is about an immortal queer disaster woman and what happens when 400+ years of terrible decisions catches up with her.

(I will neither confirm nor deny that she was inspired by H.G. Wells from Warehouse 13.) (Yes I will confirm it, she totally was.)

There are séances and ghostly possession and psychics, there is historical romance, and psychological horror, there are haunted houses and artists behaving badly and a lot of ladies making out.

I post about my writing process and all the weird little historical niches that pop up during my research. Frequent topics include: 

  • Spiritualism
  • Cryptids
  • Historical curiosities
  • Medical quackery
  • Weird tech
  • General oddball occurrences and serendipitous intersections of history, folklore, and culture

And sometimes when I’m really bored I write short fiction via random prompts.

If any of that appeals to you, please consider subscribing! I’d love to have you along for this journey and my caffeine habit needs all the support it can get.

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Banner photo by Ryan Snaadt on Unsplash.

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Considering the recent targeted terminations of blogs run by transfems in the last couple of days (angel-athetos, fungalfaggot, coyote-roadkill, hound-mother, corpse-of-omelas-ageplayer and my previous blog, zebrabyopn3), some close friends and myself worked on a google form where users can make submissions for their terminated blogs. We're making this poll so we can gather numbers regarding terminated blogs, and what percentage of that number happens to be transfems. We also made a google form were users can submit information about their terminated blogs, here. Hopefully by spreading this poll, the bias (of me, a trans woman sharing this with her mutuals) will decrease. So, please, answer and reblog

Statistical analysis: Tumblr moderation is almost certainly transmisogynistic (p = .00000000027)

Tumblr termed 4.7% of tme blogs and 8.9% of tma blogs in our sample. Using the properties of the binomial distribution, we can calculate the probability that this is simply a coincidence.

That probability is roughly 1 in 3.7 billion. In other words, we can be 99.99999997% certain that Tumblr is prejudicially targeting transfem bloggers for termination.

I included formula text in the spreadsheet above so you can follow along with my computation. I'm using the same method that I teach my students in Intro to Statistics every semester.

Looks like we need to get back in touch with the New York City Commission for Human Rights! Tumblr's about to lose another lawsuit...

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carco5a

personally i’m a fan of when a story is like. the love was there. unfortunately. this all could have actually gone a lot easier for everyone if the love hadn’t been there but here we are

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Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?

I’m gonna scream is2g

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galaxa-13

I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.

Good for him!

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This year, on the 31 March, we lost Gilbert Baker, gay artist and creator of the gay pride flag. Today we would celebrate his 66th birthday. Let’s remember him as the wonderful person he was.

i just want to add to this post that the last update made to the official pride flag by Glibert Baker before he passed away was THIS:

the new lavender stripe at the very top was added to represent DIVERSITY and as far as i am aware, was added in retaliation against trump’s presidency. i’ve not seen many people use this version, and it deserves to be known.

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hauntedhotel

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

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jammerific

I think this is the first time I've ever been wowed by "this ISN'T a painting"!

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My coworkers are insisting that rhubarb “is just red celery” and that rhubarb pie “looks like raw meat”

So anyways I am going to be making a rhubarb pie and bringing it in.

I am just now seeing this post on Saturday, June 1st, despite the fact that it was made on Thursday, May 30th HOWEVER

On Thursday, May 30th, I went to sleep, and woke up Friday morning, on the 31st, having had a very odd and spooky dream, about being driven down a dark, haunted hallways and almost going through a portal to another dimension, but turned around at the last second

In this dream, I came out of the building containing the spooky hallway with a rhubarb pie, and was very enthusiastically declaring I couldn't wait to eat the rhubarb pie

This is around the time I started to wake up from the dream because I, in real life, have never once consumed a rhubarb pie, I don't even think I know what rhubarb looks like in real life and as I said out loud to my mother when recounting this dream on Friday, May 31st, rhubarb pie sounds like it would taste like a pie made out of celery

However in the dream, despite knowing that I have never once tasted rhubarb pie and have never had the desire to, I could not stop myself from very loudly and repeatedly talking about how I couldn't wait to eat the pie, and woke up shortly after the rhubarb pie was destroyed by a gang of bullies in the parking lot

This leaves me with four conclusions

  1. I woke up in the middle of the night after being freaked out by the hallway on Thursday night, grabbed my phone to scroll through Tumblr, saw this post while scrolling but did not interact with it, and fell back asleep before the memory of doing any of this could be stored in my brain (according to my AP Psychology textbook, you don't remember the last 15 minutes before you fall asleep, so it seems decently likely that this could have happened if I was able to do all this in 15 minutes) and my brain just blended the rhubarb pie into the dream as though I had never woken up in the middle
  2. This post was at the top of my dash at some point between it being made and me going to bed on Thursday night, and though I did not consciously see it, my subconscious picked up on it, and this influenced both my dream and my words on the subject the next day
  3. This is all completely coincidental and it's just really freaky that Evan posted this on Thursday and then I had a dream involving rhubarb pie that same night
  4. Evan and I are psychically linked and rhubarb pie is the secret to the universe

My bet is on the fourth option personally, but I dunno, let me know what you think

Despite how much it reads as a classic Tumblr post, I really doubt it will break containment but y'know what, if it gets over 50k notes I'll make a rhubarb pie myself and give a live reaction

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mikkeneko

In your dream you had to navigate a spooky hallway in a haunted building and then were assaulted by bullies in the parking lot? That sounds awful. You know what might help you recover from that experience? A fresh, hot slice of rhubarb pie! Yes, nothing gets the taste of shame and humiliation out of your mouth quite like Bebop-A-Reebop Rhubarb Pie. One little thing can revive a guy, and that is a piece of rhubarb pie! Serve it up, nice and hot; maybe things aren't as bad as you thought.

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thepioden

Mama's little baby loves rhubarb, rhubarb, Bebop-A-Reebop Rhubarb Pie!

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