send you my love on a wire

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

Just saw someone refer to Sam Reich as "Jigsaw Trebek" and that has filled me with malicious glee.

they thells she shells by the he whore

If you see me accidentally blog to the wrong account no you did not

God I wish I could move diagonally

What the hell man

writing down “had a frozen lasagna for dinner. it was subpar” in my diary and thinking smugly about how i’m recording the common lives of 2024 for future anthropologists

brother? as soon as the coffy hits my stomach my cheeks hit the porcelain #realshittersknow

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

Undercover’s Spring 2016 Collection

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall