mildmayfoxe:

writing down “had a frozen lasagna for dinner. it was subpar” in my diary and thinking smugly about how i’m recording the common lives of 2024 for future anthropologists

creigo:

brother? as soon as the coffy hits my stomach my cheeks hit the porcelain #realshittersknow

bloodyfinalgirl:

In the kitchen straight up “chopping it”. And by “it” haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

selkiewizard:

wizardarchetypes:

selkiewizard:

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow …

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

All of our problems seem so small from up here

leyfin:

leyfin:

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

ALT

ALT

ALT

thats love baby!!

glumshoe:

mettic:

glumshoe:

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there’s no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted