life in the egghouse✧*

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god she is always serving cunt.

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

Mew mew mew (via)

I love how his ears move everytime he mews

GIVE THE BABY THE TURKEY

My cats were both very concerned by whatever this little guy is saying. They both came over, looking at me like I might actually be dying.

Our lot did this too. We used to call it “Praying at the Tall White Temple”.

I would die for Cheeze-it

i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes 🙌🏻

my poor sweet child 😩 Shadowheart

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

well, i know about lump fish

Good to see we’re all on the same page

one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

free will is an illusion until something bad happens. then it's all my fault.

Daydream 🍃