SpongeBob and Patrick discover that the mise en scènce of squidward’s house is so alluring that they start hooking up on the down low there. When Squidward discovers this he completely trashes his place so they’ll stop, but when he finds out that they started fucking at Squilliam’s house, he gets jealous and overcompensates by turning his house into a love hotel: The Sinful Cephalopod
broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes
next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan
the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier
oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep
bathmat. I’ll see you again someday
