After posting our original experiment here and on Instagram, we got a lot of comments saying things like: The glue won’t hold. It will only last a couple seasons of moisture exchange. You’ll get ants. Bugs will eat the glue.
To all this I say: Shut up. You don’t know. You just love to hear your tongue rattle in your cake hole.
– Christopher Schwarz, on discovering that you can make viable glue from gas station gummy worms