hot take: Pippin is the only one of the hobbits who is ‘team Arwen’ in the ‘who is the most beautiful woman in the world’ argument
Pippin, after being formally introduced to Arwen for the first time: hey Merry. do you think if I asked nicely enough she’d marry me instead?
Merry: Pippin. *lays a comforting hand on his shoulder*
Merry: I think it is worth a shot.
Pippin: got it *wanders away*
Frodo: why would you do that
Merry: I want to see if he’ll really try it
#PIPPIN: IF I BEAT STRIDER IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CAN I MARRY YOU INSTEAD? #ARWEN: UHHHHHHH #PIPPIN: GREAT! BRB
Aragorn accepts the challenge knowing full well that, as he can literally read minds, it is impossible to beat him at rock paper scissors.
Aren’t you forgetting the minor detail that Pippin would likely never think of which one he will throw?
consider: Aragorn accepts the challenge assuming he’ll win easily. Pippin wins immediately.
Arwen: well, now I must marry him. we ageed.
Pippin: :D
Aragorn: Arwen please
Arwen: I love my tiny fiance
I love it
Elrond: I don’t like it either but you agreed that if he beat you in fair combat then he could marry Arwen
Elrond: so now my daughter must marry this hobbit
Arwen: I’m comfortable with that
Aragorn: please this isn’t funny
Arwen: you should have thought of that before you accepted the challenge, I’m engaged to Pippin now.
Pippin: listen I know this isn’t actually going to end with me marrying you but this is still the best day of my life so far
wanderlustmagician asked:
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But only cause we haven’t interacted yet. So uh… hi hello how are ya? :D
ahhh I see!! I would be thrilled to interact :DDD
I’m good!!! I’m on a vacation with my family and we’re about to head out to the beach, which is always fun! I’ve also plunged back into Tolkien’s universe in the last week or so and I forgot how much I love his stories!!
and how are you?
whyoneartheven asked:
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It is the fabulousness of your art that makes this so
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kommandantpinks answered:
Aww I see xD
Thank you! I don’t really see myself as intimidating outside of that context, it’s interesting though to hear what others think when my art is taken into account ^^
XDD
kommandantpinks asked:
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Heehee
Ohhh is that so?? Interesting XD
I am glad I strike no fear into your heart :D
the chain in wild's hyrule post-totk but it's them learning that wild is in fact a teacher and they just watch the kids of hateno be absolutely ESTATIC seeing mr link return to class after a long ass time
then wild makes SURE the kids get one hell of a come back and does a lesson on the hero of old w/ guest speakers (the guest speakers are in fact the chain. he kinda just went "be on ur best behavior but dont be afraid to talk to them" to both groups and it went swimmingly)
also twilight 🤝 wild
dealing with kids